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Cause of death? Chicness.
But I have reaIized in these past few days...
-Didn't we, girIs? -Totally.
What if what I wished for actuaIIy happened?
-Yes. -AIex is on Iine one, Miss Rink.
Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
Jenna, no way.
Oh, you're not gonna go to Fire IsIand this summer?
That's weird, because yesterday you were there.
We've gone down different paths for so Iong.
BriIIiant.
-So how'd yours come out, Rink? -Not so good.
Maybe the kettIe. It doesn't reaIIy matter. They're both bIack.
I haven't seen you since high schooI.
I don't know. I forget.
Wait, Iisten to me. I'm 1 3.
...because I'm doing the same thing.
Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, because we really wanted to.
I wanna be 30. Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
Oh, you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye.
Oh, God, no one's caIIed me that since I had my nose job.
-Hey, sweet bottom! -Oh, my God.
You came out of the cIoset...
Matt, please. No more pictures.
-What? Why? -It's compIicated.
Let's put Iife back into the magazine.
Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink.
-ReaIIy? -Yeah, it'd be totaIIy cooI.
...and the girIs from the soccer team.
I don't know.
How Iong untiI your baIIs get totaIIy squished?
Very good. Very good.
Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right?
No, actuaIIy, I'm not.
-Yeah. -You don't know me?
...your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening.
We need to remember what used to be good.
WouId you stop being ridicuIous? It's probabIy just Richard.
Last I heard, you were stiII good friends. I think you even work together.
Can they hang in there tiII 5?
Jenna, I think you shouId go back to your apartment. I'II heIp you find it.
That's right, baby. Who's your daddy?
-I didn't get any messages. -I was in a hurry.
And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himself.
-You're pregnant. -Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!
...think about new heads, decks and sIugs. Jenna, what do you think?
I want you to be so, so happy.
What do we do?
-I've decided it's gonna be awesome. -Of course it is.
Move it, dorkus.
You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine.
-Jenny, right? -Jenna.
Do I have bad breath?
-Yeah. -What's happening?
Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? FaIIing into a K-hoIe?
-Hey. Who are you foIks? -Hey.
It'll make all your dreams come true.''
I stopped trusting her after she stoIe my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
Oh, right. CooI.
It's the naked guy.
Hi, girIs. Our J. Lo issue is seIIing Iike hotcakes. How's yours doing?
Time to go. What, do you wanna go to jaiI? I meant that guy.
It's a sweet IittIe deaI, actuaIIy.
-You had a nose job? -Yeah, and yours is better.
Let Sparkle have aII our secondhand, staIe, grody ideas.
What--? What happened to us?
Which you are now.