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I have feIt things...
You stiII take pictures?
Here.
I hope you don't mind, but I've been working on something on my own.
My souI mate? I don't know if I beIieve in those. I think that's kind of naive.
-Hey, Jenna. -Hey.
-An Orange JuIius. -Upping the stakes.
Yeah.
Tell her to call Todd.
Why is that Iady asking for my boyfriend's autograph?
We couId get together.
-For what? -You'II see.
No, it wasn't yesterday, because I'm not 1 3.
...and I started to sing my birthday song to you.
The phone number you gave me was his parents'.
...you wouIdn't be getting ready to marry someone now.
Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.
Guys don't wanna jump your bones when you're a metaI-mouth.
Oh, God.
I mean, it's Iike a weird dream. I can't remember my Iife.
-City and listing? -Manhattan.
''Pooky''?
No, you're not, because that means I am.
What’s up pooky
I'm asking you to do me a favor. I Iove your work.
Okay, weII, we shouId probabIy get going.
-What? -We're not friends anymore, Jenna.
I have to beIieve that if you knew that...
-Where's Chris? -He's gone. Everybody Ieft.
Oh, my God. It's the naked man.
I actuaIIy wanted to taIk to you about this whoIe redesign thing.
-Are you doing drugs? -No. No. Look...
...if in your heart, you reaIIy, reaIIy knew that...
Tell us about your new life as a teenager.
I'm stiII Iiving at home--
It wiII be deadIy serious.
...so I guess he can't come either.
Everything's the Iast minute.
Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.
How about in 1 0 ziIIion years? Ask him how that works.
Redesign?
I totaIIy know. They won't go away.
Come on, man! Go!
...and Iet her faII on her ass.
I'm sorry I missed Iast Christmas.
Go, Richard!
Why are you taIking to me?
-Who? -Chris Grandy.
Remember, no peeking. Keep that bIindfoId on.
-Just pick one. -That one.
-Maybe I shouId read them myseIf. -Good.
AII right, Jenna.
Sorry, Beave-head. Majority ruIes.
I wanna be 30. Thirty and fIirty and thriving.
It's Jenna!
Good luck with fractions.
I don't know.
-''He Iies, he cheats... -So typicaI.