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...that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction...
Oh, God, yeah.
WeII, Jenna, I know I made a Iot of mistakes...
...watched us down below, kissing.
Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeIess peopIe.
You don't look like girls in Poise magazine...
What? We're not friends anymore, Josi.
Sorry.
I'm friends with Madonna?
Look, I won't have you be Iate. Just go.
Rough.
...I'm trying to pressure you.
I don't recognize any of them.
-Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go. -What do you--?
-Say it. -I am a tough bitch.
Wait! ShouId I canceI your 2:30 meeting?
I don't even know that person.
-Me? I can't do that. -Why not?
I owe you one raunchy striptease.
Is this you?
-Oh, my God. Matt. Hi! -Hey.
No, I haven't gotten crazy Iike that about a girI since high schooI.
Excuse me one second. Lucy?
I need fresh air and a gIass of water and a fIuffy piIIow.
WeII, either we redesign and bring up our numbers or they puII the pIug.
Here's to earIy retirement.
-No way. -Way.
-Look. -You've got goose bumps.
I was just dropping off Tracy's Iunch, thought I'd say heIIo.
-Okay. -Bye.
They're my friends.
You're not Chinese.
-What? -What coIor is my tongue?
Come on, Iet's go! Let's go, Jenna!
The new and improved Poise wiII expIore the Iast frontier.
Put it away!
Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just gonna put this away, okay?
UnIess that someone were me.
Thank God. You scared me. What did you do Iast night?
...but he's the Ranger with the best ass.
-Who? -Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett.
What is going on is you wiII have more choices.
Here you go.
Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come up with...
Do you ever wish you couId go back...
Great. Looks Iike you're back to your oId seIf. I shouId probabIy go.
-AII right. Nice. You're the reaI deaI. -Keep up the fIag.
And you-- I mean, you're that. You get it?
Second hottest.
I know you're there! And my parents are totaIIy gonna be home any minute!
-She can't do it! -She can, and she is.
What did you do? Are you wearing a bra?
-Did you bring them? -Oh, yeah, I got a few.
I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor.
Sweet bottom!
''Sweet bottom, you seem uptight. Let me come over and give you my....''
Nope. I actuaIIy had my eye on something better inside...
Brown, curIy hair. British. Richard.
What is happening?
God, you're so photogenic.
Okay. I know. I forgot.
Now, Look right up at the camera, okay? Nice smiIe. Here we go.
The circs are in. Our numbers are dismaI.
And I don't mean that disrespectfuIIy, it's just that I've reaIized something.
...and you never spoke to me again after that, ever.