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Me, too.
I gave $20 to Shirley's lottery pool.
I didn't say he was a retiree.
I'm undergoing some marital trauma at the moment.
so here's a better offer.
Paycheck?
JERRY: Oh, there's Steve.
Lure people here.
Did that woman just rob you?
Huh, that's a good point.What is? I wasn't making a point.
Do you really think we're the only ones who know?
You'll get a cut without having to do anything.
[LAUGHS] Oh.DAWN: Dad likes it.
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]
No, I was disappointed that I let a selfish kid like you get to me. Huh.
I missed my chance.
Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring.
[MUTTERS]
I don't. I just became an online travel agent. See the posters?
And the Downtown fund will cover the rest.
And that's why everyone in town trusts you to take a chance.
MARGE: Hi.
Howard got him a deal on it, but his commission is that
Go on, sit on down.
I can do it.Let's get rolling.
From whom?
the payouts to the lower numbers
Oh, your life isn't over.
Well, Melanie Hawkins handles our publicity.
we learn a little something called binomial distribution.
Have a good walk home.HOWARD: Okay.
[LAUGHS] So did I.
Morning, Leon.Morning, Jerry.
per person. One slice. Thank you.[CLINKING]
Oh. Mmm.
Oh, no, no, I want to. I do.
I figured out the math, and I won $15,000.
And what would you do?
Um, yeah. I mean, do you?
They live in Evart, Michigan.
I don't think I can get out if I tried.
Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany.
[SIGHS] How can I help you?
Okay? Okay.We'll work on it.
Okay.
This is different.
We're heading to Massachusetts.
Okay.
Bring in the whole town.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
Mmm-hmm.
You know, Dad, I...
Not a third, which is human error, or a fourth,
[SONG STOPS]
I mean, you've been taking care of this place for years.
Everybody rides.
and, boy, sent your profits through the roof.
Well, it doesn't feel like I did.MARGE: Oh, oh...
Unless we create the roll down.What?
Jerry,
HEATHER: Hey, Doug?
It's just math. Nothing personal.
Been better.
Twenty-three.
The lottery doesn't post the amount...
JERRY: It's a math problem, really.
"you'll realize that the frogs are better, 'cause they make you laugh."
Do you not see all these empty cubicles?
Um...
♪ Night breezes seem To whisper "I love you..."
Oh, it's on, Jerry.Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I'm gonna get a beer.
[OBJECT THUDS]
and you flipped it 1,000 times,
what, one in every seven rolls or something?
Whatever.
Because it's not fair to the regular players.
Well, don't worry about the name.
The flaw isn't the story.
They used most of their lottery winnings to start a construction loan business
What do you want?
and tell me what I'm doing wrong? Oof.
for him to retire.I know.
[TV STOPS PLAYING]
I know you've waited a really long time
[ENGINE STOPS]Ah.
It's been three years.
We're good.
Ah. That's way more stupid.
which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets.
Eight?$8,000.
Try one more time, sweetheart.
for the lottery tonight.
[SIGHS]
So you wanna start a corporation?
♪ Stars shining bright Above you
What's the matter? Take the drink.SHIRLEY: Down the wrong pipe.