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I did say that.
Well...
[BED THUDS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
Not just for the state.
but I've been running simulations during the drawings, and it's right.
so I checked sales at every store.
Shh.
on those things?[COUGHING]
By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money
It's like sorting through coins, looking for buffalo nickels,
Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets an hour, so you'll be here all day.
She was upset 'cause we were still clapping.
But the reason you won't share the pot is because you have nothing else.
JERRY: So here's the thing.
and I had to find out if I was right.
Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup.
You'll figure it out.
Darn!JERRY: Whoa!
JERRY: I may just do that.
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
He wouldn't have come, Howard.
WOMAN: What's a roll down?LEON: It's when the jackpot hits two million
Speaking of cold...
Thank you, Doug.You like it?
he was talking about a girl that he liked.
Absolutely.
No thanks, Bill.All right. Ow!
JERRY: Let's get started.
It'll take four days of betting,
HOWARD: Yes, you can.I can count. I just don't like to count.
Can that be right?
Not all the time. But I think that's why I like it.
and we'll handle all the betting.
You should get Steely Dan.
Look it up.
Yeah! Okay, right?
I have a pig on a tractor.
He made how much?
You know, it's...
just like Howard did.
Yeah, 'cause I was thinking the same thing. It's right...
I'm going to miss it.Yeah, yeah.
[ALL LAUGH]It's true.
That's public information?No, I hacked the state lottery.
I just knew that I wanted to.
Oh, no, this is not an adventure.
Uh, no... I...
I'm watching a program.
As you can see by our returns, it works.
[EXHALES]
$29,000.
I think I'll walk home tonight.
So, what exactly do you want?
we'll need a paper trail of all the losing tickets we bought.
Good evening, folks, and welcome to this week's WinFall lottery roll down.
How's the boat?
I don't know what that is.BILL: Marge?
Six?Mmm-hmm.
Well, you have a share.
It is if you wanna sell the idea. I took a class on marketing.
Let's go.Oh.
MARGE: No, Shirley, it's not criminal.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
All right. Aah.
Huh.
Oh.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
You're not filling any out?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
I saw you eat seven Oreos.
[CAR STARTS]
[CARDS TAP ON TABLE]
That the solution isn't numbers.
That as long as you and I have each other, we are not afraid to be stupid.
Well, all we need is a ticket machine, right?
No.Yep.
Oh, nice thing about this mattress is, we both roll to the center.
I don't know what you're talking about.
[ALL LAUGHING]
which was not easy to figure out, but, uh...
MARGE: What?They're moving out the WinFall machine.
Marge, how long is this gonna take?
Mr. Grazio?
Leon will regret that.
312,000 tickets.
Uh... Uh...[MICROPHONE FEEDBACK]
That would double your money in only...
What's this?
'cause they're so out of date.
[BOTH LAUGH]
But instead...
for what he fears will be the last time.
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES] No. No.
Well, he's right. It's gonna take eight hours.
JERRY: Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner.
Sorry.
Well, now you can lease it for $1.19 a year.
there's no way you can buy that many tickets before closing time.
Second thing you learn...
No, no, no, I'm good. It sounds great.