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Did you ever think maybe the world wasn't passing you by?
You made some cash for Mayberry.
Believe me, I wanted to.
[MUTTERING]
but they'll still turn your mouth blue.
Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right.
BILL: Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group
Yeah, sure.
Thank you.
but it took a long time for me to figure people out.
You didn't have to do that.
ERIC: Oh, my God.
I... I found this flaw in the game,
You know...
Oh, good.[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
You're family.
Then why did you have it at 6: 00, when we all eat?
Ooh.
HOWARD: Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have had it when Prince was around.
I thought it was supposed to be more without the split.
Okay. All right. Uh...
7.27 years.
Can you get money from your dad?I'm not asking him for shit.
Hey, buddy. How's school?Uh, Dad.
"but a marriage, that lasts forever.
MARTIN: Lottery winners get a lot of clicks.
Hey, you think we can get one of those offices downtown, like Steve's?
Jerry, how much is a Euro?
No. We're gonna play the lottery.
I don't have many regular clothes.
And we don't know how long this game is gonna last.
so that the wind can offset the gravity.
I mean, it looks right.
I'm sure that helps out on the farm, but at Harvard,
Oh... Uh...
You're even more beautiful now.
[MACHINE WHIRRING]
This is all we've got.
You're welcome.
We got married when we were 17,
I'm doing one on the lottery.
[SNICKERS]What?
[MARGE LAUGHS]JERRY: Hmm.
BOY 2: Did you get the pretzels?GIRL 3: Yeah.
Huh?
except the letter "I," which they skip
You want this one?
and get started.
But it turns out it's this room that matters.
Well, they knew.
Your mother and I are going into business.
Your credit? Your identity?
Oh.[MARGE LAUGHS]
is give up on a problem before you find a solution.
I don't think that's a thing.
Full house.
and we lose $1 million?
I was always good with math,
Yeah, now you can go whenever you want.
Oh, we should. Let's bet it all.You think?
Boy, oh, boy.
Show me what?
at a good garage sale.
♪ Still craving your kiss...
What if we were partners?
Oh, boy. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
You know, find ways of making things run better.Ah.
Today, they're on their way to buy lottery tickets.
You think being the smartest guy in the room is all that matters.
I had to try it.
Well, but this is full of sugar. It's no good for you.
So we bet 16,000.Mmm-hmm.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
LAWYER: Yes. You get everything.
Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now?
Part-time accountant.
I'll be back in a couple of days with a deposit.
Made you a fresh pot. French roast.JERRY: Oh.
No way is this enough.[BOY CHUCKLES]
Oh, yeah. That's a little company I'm a part of.
No, then you're not gonna learn about the numbers.
It's stuffed inside the Frosted Mini-Wheats box.
I'm thinking about it anyway.DAWN: Okay.
[ALL LAUGH]
[CHUCKLES]
[LAUGHS] No.You sure you don't...
or got an STD.
BILL: I'm gonna get you first.
Hey, what is GS whatever?
No, thank you.
Hey, you should be traveling.