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Can I get dressed first?
ANNOUNCER ON TV: Our next number is 46...
Yep.
Here.
[CROWD MURMURING]
He thinks I'm studying to be a lawyer, like him.
Hey, Mindy.
Don't need a logo.Logos help.
[CLICKS TONGUE] And this is for you.
Transparency.
Here you go.
that we've increased our profit.
You know, we had a few good years there before it all turned to shit.
so I was like, "Well, what if I have a second store?"
I like stale.
You all right?HOWARD: Here we go.
It would have been nice to just throw the football or something.
[CLICKS TONGUE] Eight?
I gave him that line.
And we hope you're a winner.
[GROUP CHUCKLES]
You know, you should get your real estate license,
Hmm. How's my account?
Well, good luck to you, Candace.
Oh, now? Oh.
The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you're here for your future.
JERRY: And that about does it.
And I found us a small town to play in.
[GLASS CLINKING]
Maybe you were meant to be here.
[CHUCKLES] Are you selling her toffee or something?
I... felt silly.
We're betting half a million in one play?
To work in the factory
To me. But those didn't win.
[CHUCKLES]
And now you have a boss who's going to let you sleep in.
Nope.
BOTH: Whoo!
but it's going to take time,
You want us?Yeah, come on. I got work to do.
You want a bong hit real quick?
Hey, Raj!
Oh... [LAUGHS]
and everyone you play with.
Which meant that we were pushing millions into the game,
Well, Dawn, you don't have to do it.
then you realize that "J" is February.
please put your hands together for Tori Kelly!
Yeah, just because things didn't work out the way you wanted,
You sure?STEVE: No.
There's a building of people in Detroit
We are going to make a shitload of money,
Hopefully this was your week.Okay.
Leon, what happened to WinFall?
You know how it works?
If I told you that, you wouldn't come.
No.
And...Oh.
And the two number winners just gives us free tickets,
I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood.
because it looks like a "1",
I don't do clicks. I do news.
One...
Okay.
That's one's four.
I won a free ticket last week, which lost.
Not much of a name.
Some retiree gets lucky and they send a Spotlight reporter?
Now it's too late to do anything else.
See, you're not really as good at calculating people as you are numbers.
Wait, wait, wait.
There's another group.
Oh!
HOWARD: You know, every town has a thing.
[LAUGHS] Wow.
Okay.
I myself invested in a very luxurious man cave.
Then along comes WinFall, and all that changes.
[ALL CHEERING]
Let me give you some paper.
Why not? His name is on a building. I think he can afford it.
That's so much work.
They work for us.
[SCOFFS]
Go, go, go.
Find me a headline that I can
What are these?
I know my line is shutting down, but...
and nobody gets six numbers.
It's getting paper cuts in a motel filled with prostitutes and drug dealers.
You're batshit crazy.
Where is everyone? We're supposed to be betting.
[OPENS DRAWER]MARGE: Ah.
Sorry. I'm just really into it.
Are you aware there's a player in Michigan winning millions every month?
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]Jerry!
So, you and your wife count tickets in a hotel room for 11 days?
but we're behind on our bills, and don't have enough for a share?
I'm telling you, Dottie has done such a great job with this bookstore.
You all right?JERRY: Yeah, I got it.
Well, I assume you create spin, which gives it a third axis,
♪ Say nighty-night And kiss me
Go big or go home. [CHUCKLES]
STEVE: So, what's the next play?
Which means we made...
[LAUGHS]HOWARD: Oh.
No, I only drink Jager and Red Bull. But thank you.
He wants to know. What do you think?
[POURS COFFEE]
Well, yeah. But... I...
Oh, you missed it.Okay. [SIGHS] I'm done. I'm done.
So, all of a sudden, your mistake became your windfall.
We'll take care of it.