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Whoa! Yeah, let's do this! Marge! Give me five.
Whatever it takes, because if we pull this off, then we are legends!
Does it?
You know, I was thinking,
We doubled it.We doubled it.
Dude, it's over. Nobody wants to do it anymore.
And then you finally took your shot, and you brought us all with you.
ERIC: Hey, only take a piece if you contributed to the fund.
How do you make a living with only six clients?
Well, why didn't you just tell me?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Get to your location and don't leave until you print all your tickets.
Well...
Tyler Langford. Tyler Langford.
MARGE: So glad you got the day off.
I just bought a Corvette.Yeah, I can see that.
Oh. Finally.
Like many of their friends and neighbors,
they also put their children and grandchildren through school.
That's why they're all in there.
Yeah, we're all... No, heck. There's a little piece left there for you.
Hey. What happens if somebody wins the jackpot
I guess it wouldn't be a prom without dumb teenagers.
The last roll down was today. You could've gotten your final win.
Okay. Uh.
It rolled down last night, and we missed it.
Yeah? Oh.Move.
That is an amazing idea. We should get Steely Dan.
What, did you come ridin' in on your tractor
Oh, I'm afraid not.
[LAUGHS]
I don't think they know how to open the newsletter.
Now, the lottery has to disclose players who claim more than 50 grand,
But we're so close.
You guys are sure this is what you wanna do with your money?
you don't have to work so hard. You're retiring.
Well...
Also, I'm gonna need you all to fill out about 300 lottery slips,
TYLER: What?[SCOFFS]
but binomial distribution doesn't consider the third factor.
MARGE: Oh.
[LAUGHING]
I'm just trying to do the right thing.
It's just math.
Why do you keep all these?
We'd like the website to show the size of the jackpot.
[SCOFFS] Like I'd get excited about that.
Ooh.
[DRAWER CLOSES]
[BANGING ON DOOR]
And we will.Well, that's easy for you to say.
From my source at the AG's office.
You know, there are some people who blow thousands
Oh, it's a euro. It's a complicated story.
Oh... No, I didn't mean right now.ANNOUNCER ON TV: Ten.
DOUG: Oh, God. Here we go.
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER]
You know, like how I park a block away
So, now I know that when the light is green, the toilet is...
Then why don't you just bet the normal amount?
Oh, do you have Word?
Yeah, she sure did, and it's a dandy.[ALL CHUCKLE]
Look, you had a good run.
because you don't do anything.
And I started calculating how fast the bobber was moving
Not you. Me.
HOWARD: Yup. All the shareholders are chipping in.
It's never been a gift. It's been a trick.
Ooh.
I didn't calculate the frequency of probability.
I was just checking to see how we did. Um, you know, curious.
Nobody knew what you could do.
I said I would take a shift.
They're like, "What's the address?" I was like, "Uh-oh. There's my mistake."
[MARGE LAUGHS]
[JERRY AND MARGE GASP]
Ha-ha! I see you! Go get 'em, boy!
Here's to 46 more years.
going to work at the Corn Flakes factory,
This can't be real.I didn't believe it either,
I wanna have fun.
All right.
before you realized there was a flaw in the math.
I can bring you another one.
So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips.
Huh.
I need to find someone like you.
♪ Stars fading But I linger on, dear
You guys drug dealers?
You want to take it for a ride next week? I'm going on a cruise to Me-hi-co.
No. No.
JERRY: Hello, hello, everybody.WOMAN: Oh, hey!
[JERRY CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
[CAR STARTING]
How did you... We missed the final play.
Mmm.
Here you go.
I just don't understand this.It's just math.
[SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
MARTIN: Tyler Langford.
Oh, I'm really not. Can you help me?
Mmm.I told you it'd be worth the drive.
This is about making money. You like money, right?
And they missed it.
I can't even remember the last time that we had...
I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us.Yeah.
But if we create a roll down when nobody expects it, we take it all.
I got tired of walking in there and seeing feet under every stall.
Um, do you want to dance?
[BOTH LAUGH]
I suppose I can go to Ace...Wait a minute.
[SIGHS]
[GRUNTS]
because he calculated that was a smarter purchase.
This will work, and it'll help everybody.
Here. So, if you take a coin
This town isn't just a newspaper article, Jerry. It's all of us.
And don't worry, we left you two the counting part.
It never rolls down before three.
I mean, we're supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right?
Dude.Whatever. It worked.
Wrong about that.Oh.