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I can't get mine to open.
Then we'll split the profits with the shareholders.
which was actually slightly used,
[HORN HONKING]
[MARGE CHUCKLES]
He was 16, 17.
And we discovered a flaw.
Oh, right. I'll get the chicken.
STEVE: I don't know what this says.
The lottery sends a tally of all the winnings sold by the store.
Well, we doubled it.
I'm in. Can I be in?
Let me just take one minute.
How are we on batteries?
It'll be an adjustment.
But by using it, we've introduced a variable that changes it.
without getting fired.[ALL LAUGH]
Right there. Push the button.
[GIGGLES]
Make it six, then.
SHIRLEY: Yes.[LAUGHTER]
[BOTH LAUGH]
We can't win if we can't play.
throw in the Spotlight section.
Doesn't look like much.
Hey. I got an idea.Yeah?
ANNOUNCER OVER MICROPHONE: Ladies and gentlemen,
[CLICKS TONGUE]
Well, this just sucks.
Ham radio. We're gonna hit some dead zones.
That reminds me of where we left off.
[MARGE GRUNTS]
[CHUCKLES] I didn't even know which was which.
You know, I'll make it work.
But this... this popcorn's very stale. Ugh.
BOY 2: Yeah.
But then I thought, "Heck, the prom ends at midnight,
Jerry's got it all worked out.
We didn't break any laws.
I ordered a second machine from the lottery,
but look at this guy. Wins big every three weeks.
I don't want you to.
There is just now waiting for you to take it.
It's like having a job.
Lottery officials expressed their surprise at the discovery
Oh, you have the...
GIRL 1: It's gonna be insane.
Hey, when's the part where you get to turn in all the winners?
No, you said you didn't know
Well, we can get you more clothes.
Uh...
What if we weren't customers?
Yes, it is.What?
Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through.
You just have to submit a request.
Anyway...my tractor's running.
Then there is these lottery numbers. If they don't hit, you win.
So, uh, GS Investment Strategies?That's right.
The second number...
and so far we kind of suck at it.
SHIRLEY: Oh, we're in.
He wants a war? We'll give him one.
No, you don't need to do that.
Maya Jordon. Boston Globe.
The Harvard group triggered it on their own.
Bill, you need a new frog.
Something you wanna tell me?
We're called Random Industries,
HOWARD: Yeah.
I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day,
DOUG: That was your one job. You did so good.You okay?
Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
to come give me a whoopin'?
These are my golden years.
And with more capital, we can control the game.
I had some questions about the WinFall game.
Offsets the cost of gas.
No, you said you'd come at 10: 00.
I did everything I was supposed to do.
Yeah, we have enough cash.
JERRY: Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check.[MARGE SIGHS]
He's right. It's not who we are.
Oh, and how much does that leave us with?
Oh, boy. Well, uh...
Oh, yeah.
You know, I have a thing with numbers.
What?Oh, man. What a dummy.
What?
Oh, yeah.
I did.
but it's online,
That's my wife.
The odds that he might do something outweigh the benefits...
doesn't mean they won't.
Hey, why are there ultrasonic sensors on our toilet stalls?
and announced they will phase out the game after tonight's drawing.
Good luck. Yeah.Thanks.
Um...
I have a meeting.
But what the hell? Put me in for 1,000. [LAUGHS]
Hey. Bill! Bill, what happened?
Sixteen.
Wait. That's my laptop.
You want some nachos?Uh, no.
[THUNDER RUMBLING]