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Well, we couldn't keep the stage up to code.
how many weekends you have left.
Hah. Reminds me of our wedding night.
Hmm. No. No.HOWARD: Yep.
I'm busy.Well, can you show us how it works?
that you see what other's don't,
The only thing that makes sense is another group eating into the pot,
No, no. That's okay.
Uh, now, look, if you two don't mind, this is our anniversary.
He called your bluff, okay? There's nothing we can do but accept it.
I wanna have fun.
The math works. You can see that. You're an accountant.
It's not about the math. It's about being human.
Are you depositing a penny?
Oh, uh...
I wish he would.
Okay? A way to beat the game every time
You need "lottery" in there somewhere.
BOY 1: I told you we should have...
Well, a Euro.
[ALL CHEER AND APPLAUD]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[LAUGHS]
I need a headline.
It is jazz fest.
Look, we're really only hurting each other by playing at the same time,
What? Why? We're winning.
If you push against something, it's gonna push back.
So, you're really going to let some college smartass take all this away from you?
Oh, you always do. I love that about you.
♪ Dream a little dream of me
[EXHALES] Thank you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
So we can be together.
You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win.
SHIRLEY: Goodnight.MARGE: Take care.
and call everything port and starboard.
Yeah. I mean...
which doesn't sound like much, because it isn't.
We squeeze the other players out.
I've watched you spend so much of your life
[IMPERCEPTIBLE]
You don't get in the water. That's the point of the boat.
He finally got to use his gift to connect to people.
You worked nights, right?
You in? You got any money?
[ALL AGREEING]
Thanks, Raj.RAJ: Thank you.
I wish you all the best of luck.
No criminal record.
[EXHALES]
Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free,
Well, that sucks.
That could be our answer.
Well, you're welcome to all go to the diner, but...
Odds are you'll lose every time.
Bathroom lights?No. That'd be stupid.
Best euro I've ever spent.
you'd have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers,
and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it.
JERRY: Okay.
Bye-bye.
Well, she certainly seems spirited.
♪ Dream a little dream Of me...
Enjoy your golden years.
Hey, so how many days do you think we'll need?
Sweet. The handicapped stall is open.
My goodness.DOUG: Good job. You didn't spoil it.
And Massachusetts isn't that far.
You did, from the start.
Well, so, when?Well, I don't know.
Oh, please. "Jerry and Marge" is fine.
and then when it hits two million, we know a roll down is coming in,
Seriously?Shut up!
You're a genius. [LAUGHS]
The lottery changed the website. You can track the jackpot online.
[GASPS] The last one is a three-number winner.
so people can act like animals
No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce,