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Having a real rager for your birthday, huh, Bob?
She signed us up for a silent retreat.
Also, we put one of your Western flicks in the DVD player,
Just kidding, I'm just kidding.
I'm calling to see if you opened
Is there any way you two could help me?
Hi, Dad. How are you today?
I actually am in the middle of something right now, Teddy.
Oh, oh, I almost forgot. Uh, here, for you.
But only if you can get Bob away,
of the restaurant for a few hours.
Psst, Hugo, Ron. Come here.
- You don't sound happy. Here? - Mm.
Oh! Keep it down up there
Let's just stick him in a cab and call a tow.
I might have an alcoholic drink tonight An alcoholic wine
Hmm. You think it's something you ate?
Oh, God. Hugo, I-I can't believe
Excessively thick milk.
Keep chewing. We had a deal.
It's... perfect. It's absolutely perfect.
Get in the van, Bob.
you're dumb.
Hi, guys. Hi, Tina.
When you're called something enough times, you look it up.
slightly more back to full hotness.
I can be in charge of decorations.
They would never let you in without a certified vehicle.
- Tina, what happened? - Damn floss tape!
Everyone said no, huh?
"You should go to school and get training."
And I'll do it for a discounted rate of only eight dollars.
Reggie was a bitch. Mort was a bitch. Teddy's having sex.
and having a bunch of people jump out and scream at 'em.
- Oh, you shush. - Oh, no!
- That's pretty sad. - Yes, it is.
Oh, my God.
If you don't start doing as your father says, I'm liable to sing you Mozart's Lullaby and prevent you from going to the park on a picnic with us. Go on. But he'll ask you what happened.
Oh, is it nice food, Bob?
Oh... Oh, my Fucking God! Oh, my Fucking God!
♪ Happy birthday, Bob ♪