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-I'm to keep you company. -I don't need company.
Shit. Baby. Sorry.
Hey, congratulations. You're gonna be such a great dad.
You don't dictate...
...about the time she dated her math teacher in junior high.
I'm done bailing you out every time.
Have you seen Sucio?
We should leave.
And I'm sorry, Jill, that I couldn't be there to help.
Shane. You're going back with Aunt Jill.
I can't take it anymore. You're gonna have a shower.
Jackpot.
We were playing him.
I'm sorry.
I pictured you taller.
-Because you're a self-righteous bitch. -You know what, I don't need this.
I'm better. This was a slip. I've worked through my codependence.
Sucio, Andy. Andy, Sucio.
Except maybe that guy.
Maybe it's all the rough sex I've been having.
...I gave the owner of a gay bar the same choice.
-Are you okay? -I'm fine. Nothing.
You have not ingested cocaine or methamphetamines?
It was in the paper. If it's legal in the state...
-You are fucking hot. -I'm close.
...and legit retail establishment sell?
You talk like a clown.
...when she dumped him.
-Those twins are creepy. -He's safer there than he is here.
Both of you get dressed. Meet us at the car.
Joke.