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ten minutes, we'll be outside london town, horses waiting.
oh, you now.
pirate hanging today!
- lost the pearl? - aye.
i disdain all glittering gold
- you brought him here. - would i do that?
you are cruel and ignorant.
- soon, i hear. - listen...
but, by god, i'll have it said
every route, every destination. all safe... in here.
we have a word for that, jack. you can convert.
go on, then.
it's a life sentence, not death. life!
jack, i have to ask...
now...
whitecap bay.
and every worthless seaman fears the name, and rightly so,
first of the summer.
When 12 year-olds compare TF2 to fortnite
giving lie to the claims you make of her.
- you will not torture her. - we need only one tear.
and then the sailors are pulled to bottom and drowned and eaten.
wait, wait! wait.
you see? even now, she attends to your welfare,
- mutiny, captain. - again?
i remember it well.
you've fallen for your own con, love.
i think we've traveled down this road before, jack.
- two points! - cast loose the cannons!
you've stolen me, and i'm here to take meself back.
he will be dead.
gentlemen, i shall not ask any more of any man than what
...he is evil,
clergyman.
i was thinking more of an as-needed basis.
fire!
- you're making that up! - wait...
which, as fate would have it, so am i.
ponce de león died 200 years ago.
ride hard between wind and tide!
you stole my map.
the fountain is the prize.
ship
finders keepers!
- i'm not supposed to be here. - many a man's woken up at sea,
i would like it noted here and now
on the off chance that this does not go well for me,
my heart is pierced by cupid
it gained me an audience with you.
don't touch the map.
i figured that was the signal.
i actually have no interest in the fountain whatsoever,
there is nothing can console me
- i see you brought a friend. - i did.
but i'll have one last fight, by god.
what of blackbeard's men guarding the ship?
last i heard, you were hell-bent to find the fountain of youth.
and lovely as a dream of heaven.
who'll buy a sailor a drink?
she'll go.
back to work!
there is nothing can console me
and now we've fallen behind. all hands, make more sail!
i disdain all glittering gold
cowards! back in the water!
the black pearl in a bottle?
hurry, papa, or we'll miss the hanging!
show a leg, sailor!
i disdain all glittering gold
- come about. - nay!
question is...
man, look. look there.
- my loyal first mate. - aye! now you bring it up...
la martinique.
- when the pearlwas lost? - taken, not lost.
- i am a bad man. - that, too.
- but no sorrow... yet. - not by your hand, father!
i only helped blackbeard do what any father should have done.
sea ghouls, devil fish, dreadful in hunger for flesh of man.
- am not. - but that's what i heard.
wet. wet again.
if i don't kill a man every now and then,
we must not stop.
time and tide wait for none. quartermaster.
- together. - together.
done.
i told you, i need years. and now, yours will do.
the quartermaster sees things before they happen.
chance to show the worth of your prayers.
of your miserable, moribund, mutton-chopped life.
there. that one. that be the leader.
have you been there?
you demonstrated a lot of technique for someone i supposedly corrupted.
pray tell.
and a lady, at that.
course made!