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Why am I in the game?
Hold on. Shut up.
Uh, shit.
I'll let you live, all right?
Okay, so it's called TechPocalypse, right?
It's the only reason I'm playing.
It's my choice.
No, now I know.
'Tis I, 'tis I!
I got the power now!
like in real life.
Hey, you're our employee.
No, you're not really the thinking kind, though.
Yeah, or ugly or sick or, or male or female or whatever it is that you like.
Well, while we've been sitting here, my followers have
man-- an ugly, old man!
bar from here until-- oh, I don't know-- how's eternity sound?
You bitch!
You're five foot, nine.
Yeah?
Well, I had those done like Flo-Jo.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're the donkey man and the princess, right?
Oh... oh... oh, no... okay.
Go ahead, have as many as you want-- is that enough?
No, I... It's... I... It's a random number that I picked.
And Dennis is a midget blacksmith.
you guys fired up, and we'll come back out, and we'll do some
Stop getting invested in Makeshift smoking devices.
Can you hang on one second?
For real?
Some girls are more popular than others.
Yeah, well, it's not real.
Hey, Charlie, to live is to dance. Let's go.