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Good thing he couldn't go left.
I'm assuming these are complimentary.
knowing you are ruining American medicine?
Oh, no. He's not the loneliest guy. That's the loneliest guy. Watch this.
'Course you'll have to change your number.
I'm not sure yet.
So, Doug, this is the morgue.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go harass a surgeon.
and there's no way I'd ever give you my cell phone number,
Mr Korman, a nurse said this was a full-on emergency.
Take some cupcake frosting and just lick it off your finger.
OK, just stay calm. You can handle this.
you didn't have on your granny panties?
and I need to find a black-haired, soulless bottom feeder.
Come on, it's easy. I'll tell you what.
no matter how awesome or perfect it may be. Are we clear on that?
What'd you do to my hair?
- I know. But a lawyer? - Even a lawyer. That's what we do.
On the bottom floor are these two rooms,
Doug, this is a quarantined area!
You're a good friend, and that's why I did this for you.
should go wrong with this elective procedure,
Well, that's not a fair test. That joke's hilarious.
Last thing you need is someone flyin' off the handle.