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They told him to say that if any cops came near the door,
I can't see him from where I'm at.
Kenny
Oh, I see.
Give me a bunker up here. I need a bunker up front.
Talk to you later.
Peter, think very carefully about how you answer the next question
Okay, you hang out in the back for me, okay?
- My summer house in Sag Harbour? - No.
You said you spoke Albanian.
You know, a person that don't come to your neighbourhood.
You didn't look around while you were waiting in line?
She has a certain amount of influence in these matters
Yes, sir!
where is your cell phone?
If it ain't here, you must've missed something.
Shit.
-911? - It's up on the screen.
- Don't move! Don't move! Come here! - I haven't got...
I'll tell you what I think happened.
This is the last door.
- How the fuck do you know? - Metro-North goes there!
- How many hostages? - I don't know how many hostages, 20, 30.
Why do you think I rolled down the window?
Put the ice on your face.
- Jesus, give me a hand. - I don't know.
I got news for you. Most of the guys up in Sing Sing
a certain young lady who's helping you with the Triborough Bridge project?
- You'd think it'd be pretty bright, huh? - It could be infrared.
- Is that a bomb? - No.
- Were you scared in there? - No.
All right! Everybody out!
You're from Brooklyn, huh? I understand.
You don't have to tell me.
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- Call her. - Are you crazy?
Never make First Grade? Shit.
Are you implying that I had anything to do with it?
Yeah, you do.
Probably the hot-dog man.
hit you with the tear gas, and come in strong through the glass.
Really?
That's right.
We got to keep the real criminals off the streets, Your Honour.
We'll be all right.
that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offence.
- James Bond shit. - Well, you can get them on Amazon.
Well, perhaps if you'd use the time that I gave you more efficiently,
If you'd like, I could give you my nephew's number.
I'm so sorry. I must have misunderstood.
They're out there robbing the bank!
You can ask anyone who knows me.
All I know is that they called each other a variation of Steve.
We got guys in the building next door. Guys up on the roof.
- They're taken care of. Who is it? - It's Enver Hoxha.
You got the call, man. God damn!
The robbers disappear. Poof.
between being stuck in a tiny cell and being in prison.
You can't smoke in here.
I'll keep that in mind.
Just like he planned.
Tell him they both weigh the same. They both weigh nothing.
Let's go, people.
It's like he blinds the camera with the flashlight.
Well, let's see. In a nutshell, that you got rich,
Trust me. I've studied these things.
Arthur.
He's up to something but it ain't violence.
It's a trap. They both weigh the same.
- Sergeant Hernandez. I'll get him over here. - Get him down here.
Get off my... That's my turban. Get off. Easy.
Thank you, Katherine.
We ask them if they could recognise anybody who was not one of the bad guys.
Cease fire! Cease fire!
I've told you my name. That's the "who. "
I'm gonna put my lizzie McGuire's feet you nigger!
They have the advantage of cover. They can pick us off like sitting ducks.
Fake guns. You got to be kidding me.
- Clear, Sarge. - Clear.
Yeah, by a 12-year-old.
- You think that's cool? - Hell, yeah. You trying to get paid, too.
Forget about it. What's the story, Captain?
Lady?
- I'll keep looking. - Stay on it.
Oh, man, not again.
And let's not forget the possibility of hostages being killed.
You talk like him, so think like him. What do you think he's gonna do?
It would be my pleasure. Is there anything else I can do to...
Hey, yo, you thought you was gonna get away with that shit, didn't you?
- You know what language they're speaking? - Yeah, they're speaking Albanian.
I might be able to help you get what you came for.
- Who did? - The guy that robbed the bank. Duh.
If you want lizzie McGuire's feet. You're going to get I got my boots and why did you throw that pizza away and messing with them Xboxes and going in deyonces room.
Well, don't take this personally, Miss White. Kiss my black ass, okay?
No, no, no. Not "get me. " I want my turban now.
Reporting live, I'm Sandra Endo. Back to you.
Come on, shut up. Relax.
It's the last stop for every train.
I was locked up in the room. You saw me gagged when you came in.
Look at the... Oh, fuck that.
- What's your name? - Peter.
was rife with opportunity for people of low morals.
- That's who! - All right, get on your feet. Let's go.
I'll give you all the information you want.
You just have to call in a few markers, that's all.
Steve. Is that your name? Steve?
I repeat, possible hostages. 20 Exchange. Manhattan Trust.
- Are they coming for me? - Can't say. It's just the two of them.
- It's not good enough. - Well, I wasn't finished.
All right. Big Willie and the twins for you when I get home.
You saw me see you?
Darius!
Please help us!
Oh, good. Good.
At first glance, everything looked fine,
If you could attend, it would give us such a boost.
I am owl down
"and pilots at JFK, parked at the end of runway. "
Yo, my man.
You're A Magnificent Cunt
No. Metro-North starts there.
Innocent or guilty, you're still going down.
Thanks.
He had a mask.
Right behind me with my pants around my ankles, but it's a start.
What the fuck? This ain't Russian.
Got him right where I want him