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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
But instead, they are in someone's basement
noticed the suit-- go 'head, touch it.
To James and Tom.
(whispering): Lily went sleepy-bye.
No.
He was a little bit way into black guys.
a yummy, pink drink with fruit in it...
You should stay close...
and the couples.
in very good shape yourself.
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.
But the point is,
No.
All right, bro. What do you like?
And, Barney...
Great suit, by the way.
(shivers)
Yes.
doesn't mean you have to choose that lifestyle.
And Barney always returned the favor.
Permission to come aboard denied.
Bar, downstairs,
Teeterboro Airport,
Hey, I really like your sweater.
See, that cage represents your commitment.
"Oh, poor me.
anyone even remotely fun.
I got...
How 'bout you?
Okay.
then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it.
on his way up to this apartment right now?
Come on, it's embarrassing.
BOTH (snickering): Please.
I don't want anyone's number, okay?
Sadly, this left Uncle Barney out in the cold.
Okay.
talk to me after two martinis.
I have warm soup belly.
"Oh, poor me. I get to order yummy, pink drinks
Look at you, not even suited up.