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I've been running for office the entire time we've been dating.
But you and Leslie like to hold hands
Sorry, I only have blended whisky.
I've used the same wooden comb for three decades.
Great form.
I told her it's a matter of life and death.
That is a personal best.
We're just getting supplies. Anybody need anything?
I'm Ann. That doesn't matter. I'm leaving.
uptight nerd who shall remain nameless.
I want to read the concession speech you wrote for me.
No, I just... Nothing.
but a crisp new one that shows where we might go.
Once again, I have to object.
Great. That is great news. I'm going to see you in D.C.
and I don't know if I want to work with Jen.
I still get my milk delivered by horse.
I woke up from a dream that felt so real
I know it's an amazing opportunity.
I need someone to coordinate out of D.C.
Never mind. Sorry.
I mean, Washington is really far away,
Oh!
And if anyone wants to help assemble Leslie's scrapbooks,
Yeah. What we did is I wrote two versions
Is this a trick?
just to get everyone's spirits up.
what would you do?
We could be getting the recount results any moment
I'm going to just say this.
I don't get it. It's like there's two Anns.
Oh, come on. It's over. Just concede.
"Bobby Newport is up by 140 votes."
Honey, Donna's been here forever.
Was someone just talking about a job opening?
Like normal people.