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Please hurry.
Okay, there's no deal in the world that we would ever possibly...
I'm really good at fixing it when it freezes. I know exactly what to do.
A great job.
Yeah, I guess you will. Yeah.
She's not answering her phone.
There's no job for you.
Me, I've always wanted to be a scientist, like when I do my experiments.
Let's go another eight seconds.
The recount's over. They just called the race.
I never wrote it.
Every night, every weekend, every spare moment of their lives,
Solid mahogany frame with, what I believe,
You saved us, Donna.
You're getting tears in my Eggs Florentine.
let me go over tonight's agenda.
We did it because we care about you.
Every five-minute coffee-break at work.
April!
Good job, me.
It'd be exciting. I'd meet new people. Live in D.C.
Almost everything you wrote on that board as a dream job
I'm going to take care of this for us.
Damn it, Jerry!
It would kill me if he left.
Now, I'm off to vote.
The polls have just closed,
Sorry, that was unfair.
All that's left is the waiting. Okay?
Leslie, it's nine votes.
Are you happy or angry?
I figured this might be my last chance.
So, you really want things to just stay exactly the same.
Look. Your opponent is legendarily stupid,
If we win, I sing...
are trying to install these voting machines
6:00.
You have to go to Washington.
Great win. Great night. Great year. Hot wife. Jackpot.
She's going to know what to do. What if she doesn't?
Hey. Any news?
Then, Blue Ivy Carter high-fived me and gave me $40 million.
Leslie, relax. We're done.
With just 1% of the precincts reporting,
But you won.
I like where I am.
And I'm not leaving until you make the call.