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But it isn't possible, is it?
Excuse me for a minute. This won't take a second.
How can you lie like that...
Okay. "Gifts are okay, I just can't stand the guy who sent them."
- Who is it? - It's me, sugar blossom.
...and you didn't hear it from me. That's all I know.
- It's my fault. I should tell you... - Yeah, it's your fault.
I've got one guy who's really wonderful, but disappears when I try and talk to him.
Pull over.
The perfect life. Nirvana, Utopia, Camelot, Eden?
I just want one man. One whole man.
- Of what? - Of the fact that we're partners...
Thank you very much. See you later.
No problem. First few are on me, pro bono.
I'm sorry, Lois. The guy just brings it out in me.
Could I just borrow your paper and pen for a second?
No, he's about as far from perfect as you get.
So you'll do it?
Go to... You know, wherever it is you go and rest up.
And so we see that spineless dung beetles tend toward thinly veiled power struggles...
Calvin, shut up.
Well, let me tell you about my strategy in a case like this, Mr. Superman.
This is forever-packing.
Case dismissed.
And how is he now, Miss Carr?
And in the end, someone to comfort us along the way.
Sounded like my name. You didn't say my name?
Wait a minute. This isn't vacation-packing, is it?
What are you waiting for, gratitude?
- I did. - Naturally.
Yes. Yes, it would.
I'll never play the guitar again.
Oh, super.
He broke my hand, Elise.
And there's nothing wrong with your eyes, except you can't see anything but yourself.
Honey, I need some help. I cannot keep these fingernails on.
As quickly and as decisively as possible.
Well, it helps when you save the judge's life.
Lois, I'm about to lose a customer.