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He fell asleep when he was making Iove to me.
That was that. I'd hit my humiliation limit.
I'm thinking about doing it. They're cute, they're healthy.
You are not bad in bed.
You're obviously in the middle of a thing with your Iover...
And then go home, and call me tomorrow.
My God.
My God.
It's not you, it's us.
AII Iast night and I'm just....
We're the embarrassing part?
I'm a smoker too, but watch where you throw those things?
It's called "How To PIease A Man."
Actually, no.
I had a choice. I could turn around and run away...
...he was in bed with a big bag of Chips Ahoy.
No one ever took a nap while fucking me...
I can't believe you spent this much on sheets.
And just like that, Miranda got hit by Old Faithful.
I'II have a Spanish omelet, hash browns, more coffee and orange juice.
Carrie!
No, I was just resting my eyes.
As I walked away, I started to think:
What the hell--
Am I really that good in bed?
More.
You guys, I'm serious. This is rude.
My first impulse was to go down and rescue him...
Dammit. Patrick Casey, whoever you are.
What was going on?
Just Iast week....