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You have to admit you have this spark, this passion.
Just because a road's not on a map...
I mean, he is the cutest. Just the absolute cutest.
I'm sorry that I can't be happy for you.
And there was, like, this one moment where it was just blinding pain.
- Zero dates. - Zero.
I was hurt badly, and I closed myself up again.
It's like standing on the bow of a catamaran...
So he goes out with me.
I like 1-800-SLIM.
As you know, it's been a rough year for me.
Come on, those were kids in ajeep!
It's Jess
Leave me and my plants alone! I need this!
- Do I ever drive you crazy? - Of course not.
I wanna go home.
Know what I would like?
- Hey, Schmidt. - Ahem, what up?
When I'm up in the air and the legs are there.
I finally understand what The Tree of Life is about.
because you don't have the courage to be alone.
I'm not doing this!
- What? - It's just Ouli is this looming presence.
- Mick Mouse. Mick Mouse: - What is a Mick Mouse?
I like Connect 4, freedom of speech...
- Okay. - All right.
How, um? How was your date last night?
All yours.
Hey.
- Why? - It's actually kind of a funny story...
- Is it because he wants tomatoes? - This is my attempt at a new beginning.
Look, Jess, I've already done the crazy, explosive passion thing.
- Mick Mouse! - I don't...! What does that mean?
like Mick Mouse. - What?
Oh, my God.
- You just coasting through life? - This isn't great. Not at all.
- You used to be my best friend. - Talk to yourself, man.
- What is your problem? - Have fun making terrible life decisions.