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-Literally the first I'm hearing of this. -Anyway, tomorrow we open the gates.
[slow rock ballad playing over speakers]
-Mr. Chavez? -Okay.
I want to do things with you. Fully clothed, sober, in daylight hours.
And here we have Cinderella's magical pile of used mattresses.
And then you said that there was no Disneyland.
-This is boring. I want to go home. -Vincent, be nice!
I wanted to be responsible last night, so I Ubered home
"I Just Met My Perfect Match."
We gotta hang out more. I didn't know there was anyone else like me.
-I mean, yeah. -We did it, buddy!
-There's never a next Haley Joel Osment. -And there never will be.
-That was fantastic. -Oh, yes.
Urf is a made-up magical kingdom I added to the Disney canon.
I mean, that's just good business.
[stammers]
Well, technically, you did build this while working for P.B. Livin,
And that's how I turned my dream into what I call "The Happiest Place On Urf."
I don't need to take down capitalism.
with a steel pipe.
When ur fake friends make a joke Just fake laugh at them
[quacks, then yells]
I feel like I can be.
Alex is a KGB agent bent on destroying America.
Got this crew of worker bees to help me build my Disneyland.
-Why do I bother? -Hey, grab a beer for yourself, too!
-That was a lie to get you here. -Aw, fish.