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Great advice
I need you to hose my aunt.
for so long he forgot my real name.
♪ So you had a bad day - Andy.
So kind of like a receptionist.
- I need you. - Dah! Dwight.
Thank you, Angela.
He worked as a librarian freshman year.
Really? "Hey, David, all is good
Just...
ever since the ol' one-two punch to my scrotum pole,
And it's incurable.
You guys were supposed to have my back, okay?
This is not so much an office
And destroying it will not stop them from dating.
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Yeah.
When I say, "chillax," people chillax.
Step this way for the Spanish inquisition.
Really? All kinds?
By all means. And I will carve the roast skunk.
Oh, Jim, I should have told you I didn't get the job.
Feel how fat my buttocks are.
which is a great fit for me,
You are fired.
♪ Pam Halpert is my name
- Thank you. - But I don't see how this is my problem.
- Hey! - Come on, Andy.
[Inhales]
That doesn't matter, okay?
Andy, that's not the original.
I am as smooth as a porpoise for you.
- Cute sweater. - Oh, thanks.
You could all be doing this.
How are you doing?
Ciao bye
So I bought these.
hi, hello, hola.
Now every time an ad pops up online,
- No. No. - Yeah, trust me.
I feel like a show pony.
Um...
I'll make it worth your while, I promise.
Well, guess what, he could still be a gym teacher.
but do they like me?
- [Giggles] - Gotta go.
in great, big clumps.
I've lost a good 50 pounds.
This is a really uncomfortable situation... ....that you have contrived.
you've been telling me lately. - Watch it, Andy.
Hey, Andy, is this at all work-related?
Stand by your man.
Nobody did. You did that for you.
Oh, looky here. It's big city Schave
You're gonna crush it.
We are one Funky bunch
The moment you realize You left the house without makeup on
No, I insist upon it. It's an awesome sweater.
Listen to him, Andy.
I was still heartbroken over you.
Seven years? Eight years.
Zero Clark thirty, what do you got?
Probably best to use his real name rather than strangler.