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‐ I can see all the smells and sounds! It's amazing!
We have a spaceship sticking out of the top of our house.
‐ Oh, speak for yourself, man. I am extremely likable.
♪
‐ Brooke and Diane both think I ask too many questions at the grocery store.
‐ What? Um, okay, uh, wait, ooh, uh, oh boy‐‐
‐ [loudly] Mitchell thinks I'm too loud!
My ex‐wife used to pack my lunch.
because you did that? ‐Yeah.
‐ I don't know, they don't flavor their ground either.
[grunts]
‐ It's true.
Nan‐‐ Nanobots.
Um, dang it, did you hide my gun that makes people do what I want?
‐ Who? ‐ This, uh‐‐ some dude Tyler.
‐ They're avoiding us! ‐ They love us.
‐ [barking] ‐ [man grunts]
‐ Why would we even be from the Abyss?
that made them nice when I clicked this button.
You know what? Neither of you need to run the mile in next week's fitness test.
‐ Stupid Alexa. Always listening.
♪
There you go, 3D printed on the spot.
"No RV parking in the driveway.
What is she afraid of? Does she have any allergies?
‐ What about those mean surfer guys at Fourth Beach?
‐ Damn it, Terry! He's getting it from somewhere
I'm from outer space!
so I can stop making a mess in the microwave
Got the three banger jobs, you know. ‐ Oh, man, well, that's good news.
♪
Oh, hey, by the way, I got some heroin. You guys wanna do heroin?
Nanobots. ‐ Buy an RV.
Look at yourselves. T‐this is fucked.
‐ Yeah, I hid all your guns.
Everybody's welcome. ‐ You're getting there early!
‐ Now I have to take these guys out with lethal force!
And he and Terry put me in the water