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Why shouldn’t i drink it
Have to Crow.
Gandalf.
In the land of Mordor, in the studio lot of Mount Doom...
The Nine have left Minas Morgul.
Come on, come in!
I'm getting one
Questions. Questions that need answering.
I don't know why I took you in after your mother and father died...
There is much you have yet to do.
that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword.
Yes, there is weakness. There is frailty.
Taken by the Dark Powers...
That's nice, Merry.
If I'm angry, it's your fault
x x
There are older and fouler things than curl cves in the deep places of the datacenter
Sauron, the enemy of the Free Peoples of Middle-earth, was defeated.
The FUCKING dwarve breathes so loud We could have shot him in the Dark!
you'll be all right.
I haven't been dropping no eaves, sir. Honest. I was cutting the grass under the window there. If you follow me.
It is over.
Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee! Have you been eavesdropping?
Speech, Bilbo!
I haven't been dropping no eaves, sir. Honest. I was cutting the grass under the window there. If you follow me.
Yes, I am. Very selfish.
A mine!
- And then the mushrooms the week before. - Yes, Pippin. My point is...
There was one thing.
Fly, you fools!
and you have my porn-bots
Almost as old as I am!
Not that it matters. You come and go as you please. Always have and always will.
You can't help me, Sam.
If you want him, come and claim him.
and despair.
Grubbs, Chubbs...
And into this Rings of Power he poured his cruelty, his greed...
when the kahoot big fish nears the kahoot submarine and us when we hear that:
Not while we have strength left. Leave all that can be spared behind.
Never TRUST AN ELF!
"Librarian? Can you help me with this?"
I will be dead before I see the Septer in the hands of an Australian .
There’s no need to get angry
If you want it, come and claim it.
- Who then do I trust? - You must trust yourself.
Is that so hard?
You will taste Man-flesh!
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
by Shire-reckoning.
Stay here.
I could make you some eggs if you'd...
If in doubt Always follow your no’s
It's my job to ask questions after night fall.
Oh, really?
It has come to me.
Dwarf doors are invisible when closed.
aa aa
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being?
not dark but beautiful, and terrible as the dawn!
When you’re about to leave the bar and fresh meat walks in
nor our people fail.
By foul craft, Saruman has crossed Orcs with Goblin-men.
Gandalf?
I would use this ring from a desire to do good. But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
Understand, Frodo...
Lord of Moria.
We put it away. We keep it hidden. We never speak of it again.
- Help! - Get off him!
Bilbo had a shirt of mithril rings that Thorin gave him.
I fear the grace of Arwen Evenstar will diminish.
melon
The skill of the Elves can reforge the sword of kings...
display it!
And to you Andrew Poxon
the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience to its evil.
I have to leave the Shire.
Then you did what I could not.
Frodo!
House Of 1000 Doors Family Secrets
So much for the legendary courtesy of the Elves!
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 2002
Our people.
and my third cousin, twice removed...
A boss is never late, Michael Shorey He arrives precisely when he means to...
you were the one Baggins that showed real spirit.
are easily corrupted.
My wife's Mother's Day Toblerone
A bitch is never late
with a soft mattress and a lovely feather pillow.
We do not yet know his full purpose.
Quietly now. It's a four-day journey to the other side.
War is brewing.
transportwinks driving! HIDE!
is lost.
It is a burden he should never have had to bear.
He is dead, then.
Your time will come.
The language is that of an Architect, which I will not utter here
It is in Corin that we must place our hope
And the tower guard shall take up the call:
You carry the fate of us all little one
Frodo.
could not be undone.
- I think I'll just have another ale. - Oh, no, you don't.
We must get off the mountain!
forsaking the immortal life of your people.
A lament for Gandalf.
No Gimli. I would not take the HP job unless I had no other choice
That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived.
I'm not at home!
Run, Frodo!
Sam has hardly left your side.
He's one of them bassheads Dangerous folk, wandering the charts
This is Nenya, the Ring of Adamant.
Sam!
A Wizard is never early nor late
Well, here's one Dwarf she won't ensnare so easily.
He's passing into the Shadow World. He'll soon become a Wraith like them.
I don't know why he's so upset. It's only a couple of carrots.
Bilbo, the ring is still in your pocket.
The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.
Very good year
You MAGAts breathe so loud we could have shot you in the dark
to hold it again, one last time.
You don't mind if I eat, do you? - No, not at all.
- I'm giving it to you! - Don't tempt me, Frodo!
I would rather share one lifetime with you...
Have to save Maggie. Have to save Jack.
Kingsfoil, Aye, It's A Weed.
of all my numerous relations...
Kingsfoil, Aye, It's A Weed.
and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
Oh, Sam.
It’s a dangerous business, Bobbo, going online to date
I SAW LEONARD NIMOY JOIN FROZEN IN CARBONITE...
What orders from Mordor, my lord? What does the Eye command?
He was taken by both Shadow and flame.
one does not simply
If your referring to the incident with the Venus fly trap, I had barely involved
- Come on! Faster! - Jump!
when Isildur took the Ring.
one does not simply...
It is pity that stayed Bilbo's hand.
just ones with picture of LOTR and then captions and comments anything but.
Look, Frodo. It's Mr. Bilbo's trolls.
I Will be dead before i see the septer in the hands of an austrailian
Old Toby. The finest weed in the South farthing.
I feel thin.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
How many did you eat?
It's simple. If you are a friend, you speak the password and the doors will open.
Elven rope made of hithlain.
- Done! - You're supposed to stick it in the ground.
Scared of who you are, of what you are.
the Ring and the Dark Lord.
What about second shiny set?
NOT WITH 10,000 SIMON’S COULD YOU DO THIS. IT IS FOLLY.
TFW it's been a late night in the Navy
Against the power of SunRun there can be no victory.
There are markings.
I give you the light of Earendil...
I wish the betta fish had never come to me
Have you ever been called home...
But we still have time. Time enough to counter Sauron if we act quickly.
Nobody tosses a Dwarf.
Do not let your hearts be troubled. Go now and rest...
We may.
You caught me a bit unprepared. We've only got cold chicken and a bit of pickle...
Baggins.
You cannot use racism. None of us can.
That Man in the corner. Who is he?
For another show was made.
Mind who you're sweet-talking.
an impassable labyrinth of razor-sharp rocks.
He's one of them basshedas Dangerous folk, wandering the charts
I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this.
who had this one chance to destroy evil forever.
No! No! Gandalf!
We're going to see the Elves.
I would have drank with you to the end Into the very fires of stupor
- Merry, it's Frodo Baggins. - Hello, Frodo.
it's heard its master's call
Left.
NOBODY THROWS A PADDY
One small cup is enough to balance the hormones of a grown woman!
cast it onto the monitor!
The Prince of Egypt 1998
This is not even a LOTR or The Hobbit or The Silmarillion page.
this will be a night to remember.
From there, our road turns east to Mordor.
Three were given to the Elves:
What about second uno?
Needless were none of the deeds of Gandalf in life.
....no
But my own adventure turned out to be quite different.
the 3 stars breathe so loud we could've shot them in the dark
Hobbits really are amazing creatures.