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You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice!
Try again.
Taserface!
What? No!
And we'll all be dead. Understand? - I am Groot. Good.
She already told me everything.
I am Groot.
Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman.
More powerful, more beautiful...
A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back.
Wait, where are you going?
You know I'm right, Kraglin.
You really need to grow up.
Damn shadow.
Uh...
Psychopath!
but it broke my heart to put samraat's popeyes commercial on the air...
Nothing.
and you would tell all the other children...
It will not take Ego long to find us.
I love this song.
Give me a break!
What are you doing?
I had a pretty cool dad.
Rocket.
Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau?
Me when I see my grandson trying to eat glue:
One Later
Son of a...
Give me your word you won't hurt Groot...
What are you gonna do with your share?
You're right.
What say we head out there right now?
I never thought she'd be able to do it...
That's a desk.
- Now... - But my mother...
Hell, yes.
I'm not going to dance with you.
Do not tell me what I want.
I say...
Oh! Aww...
below the surface.
i am truly not obese!
It's a show that doesn't exist.
Mantis! Look out!
It was with Meredith that I first experienced love.
You can stay with us and help them.
He came on a summer's day
He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.
I made a ball.
Now, all right...
The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside.
No, seriously, I side with Drax.
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
Nope!
a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other...
Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism.
- That doesn't make any sense! - I tried telling him that!
Meaning what?
I bet it's the one-inch man.
Oh, hell!
He needs my genetic connection to the light...
20 clicks to the jump!
This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself...
I don't have any tape. Let me check.
Mmm...
He takes it out when he sleeps.
Enough!
They say, "Brandy, fetch another round"
It would make my nether regions engorge.
That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
michael got the pinus
you're wrong.
You explain it this time.
Stop.
You're telling me.
Dance with me.
Ah.
Hey, you're making him nervous!
Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you.
I wanna put some tape over the death button.
Romantic, sexual love.
Whoa.
There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me.
He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code.
You're scum!
Rocket, where is he?
when your mother passed away.
I motherfucking Mary Poppins y’all
More like because he stole...
But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.
We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used...
When I hear people using Profanity in School.....
A quarter ain't a third.
No! Spit it out!
He's coming.
I don't know why they're quitting what a mystery this is...
Your antennae, what are they for?
The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it.
I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day.
Yes! I have single-handedly...
You're home.
No!
Seems he's goin' soft.
We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship.
Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet.
Do one of those on me.
Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon.
Ego.
meaning.
Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would.
I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved.
"There must be some life out there in the universe...
Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home.
You look like Peter Pan!