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To tell our mothers and our fathers that we...
at South Park Elementary.
you are fucking out of here!
whose fault this all was.
Middle cabinet, second from the bottom.
(beeps)
Okay, jut knock it off, fat-ass.
pay their respects to Dr. Kenny McCormick.
for all the people who were here from out of town.
Now, of course, we only take Bitcoin
of Shelley and so she killed herself!
All right, fine, what else is going on in the news? Quick!
they didn't want Kenny McCormick exposing them.
I have a room for one night.
It's some kind of goddamn conspiracy!
It's impossible.
no matter how impossible it seemed.
-Where the fuck is it? -What?
Are we happy?
he talks about people to blame and then
Thank God I brought this. Here ya go.
(busy chatter)
(rats squeaking)
Excuse me, I'm gonna go get, uh, drunk.
Huh?
Like maybe there are others in control of the way
Is it even the new one?
for once in your life...
He's not fucking vaccinated!
"It's not a movie-- it's a made-for-TV movie."
I said they took them from me at the old folks home.
-let's not forget that... -Excuse me. Everyone?
There's even fresh footprints on the ground!
This is where I lost everything that I cared about!
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We've got jobs a-and careers, people who need us.
I was the kid with the lisp.
One moment, Doctor.
But he was insane.
(straining): I have a lot of anxiety
We'll see you at the funeral, I guess.
Victor is too unstable for phone calls. They confuse him.
Alexa, stop!
I'm not going back there, ever.
-Yeah, sure. -Wait, Stan?
(news theme volume increases)
He said his name is Kyle Broflovski.
Fuck you!
Alexa, set an alarm for 7:00 a.m.
Okay, geez, I'm sorry.
You guys, listen. In Kenny's work
we are gonna take those fuckers down!
ALEXA: Tegridy Weed?
Well, let's get him...
Wendy's told me a lot about you, Stan.
(muttering)
* I can't wait to stir it up. *
You want to maybe do a little bump?
down in Colorado Springs.
That, of course, is because here in the future,
Look, I know sharing feelings is hard during this time of crisis.
to make sure old people don't die.
Wait a minute.
(retches)
(static crackles)
to forgive those around us?
Look, there's a chance we can help fight this new variant.
one name keeps popping up: Victor Chouce.
I guess what I'm trying to say, Dr. McCormick, is...
If there's some kind of connection
it should be you, Kyle.
Who would want us to lose our optimism
-Yeah, I'm vaccinated. -Me, too.
Forget it, guys, it didn't work.
-Come on, hurry! -Get your hands off of me!
What? You can't leave! You have to get back onstage!
I don't know, Dad!
Yeah, I saw. Only problem is
Would you like to know more?
Mrs. Cartman, can I talk to you, please?
Please, if there's anyone who could
Where?
He spent his whole life trying to fix your broship
I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that.