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If there is a God, Liz, I think that she...
No.
I want to take you to the Big Apple Circus.
What about the Seattle Seahawks cheerleader?
Tracy.
We are going to hang out so much after this.
Terrific, sir.
I wanna take you to the Big Apple Circus Because we’re best friends!
I make things, I build companies.
I... I'm sorry.
Yeah, seltzer and Mike and Ikes.
or did he swallow another firecracker?
And I finally think I know why.
Dr. Kaplan: Really?
Go Eagles!
No.
Your job is secure.
this is the best we're ever going to get.
The Lovely Boners?
to be a happily married man.
In other words, they don't need me.
What?
A friend of mine has been worried
I'm sorry, L.L., I know how much you wanted this to happen.
but is there any chance you would
It's a whole, different business model.
Hey.
That one kind-of-thick Rockette?
I love you.
For just $24.95 an hour.
For sweeps!
They churn this stuff out, people at home push a button,
to spend more time with my stripper.
Remember how you tricked the owner