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would that be enough?
in order to secure tax benefits within the Common Market.
(GASPING)
It's only for a month, darling.
Wait till you see the practice field.
Hi, guys.
Listen to me. What are you doin'?
WOMAN: Play ball!
This is the Arabian desert. It is a dry as a bone.
not to send money in to my candidacy.
I called 'em a couple of overgrown wharf rats
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
Brewster? Montgomery Brewster?
from the shoes all the way up to this.
I'm afraid that too is a secret.
-Let's try the bus. Any left? -We'll show you the bus.
Faking? I can't have this on my conscience.
Look, I know I lost and everything,
-All right. -That's great. I just bought an iceberg.
with his money since he got it.
No.
-Hey, good luck. -Yes, sir.
(PLAYING AULD LANG SYNE)
I'll take you with me tonight, we'll get you drunk.
(STRIKING ENDS)
And the New York Yankee Baseball Network is on the air.
-Massaging each other. -Mmm-hmm.
I think that you want the stationery store across the street.
No! Give me that!
You're in a state of shock. Emotional trauma.
Monty Brewster peers in at his sign
And I work for him.
One wife, black, produced your grandmother.
You're a big girl. You figure it out.
-Not with these clothes. -See what I mean?
Ken Dixon driving one out of here, a grand-slam home run
I'm the driver too.
Oh, of course not. No.
and continues to thrill and delight the fans of this stadium.
Maybe he's just trying to get his point across.
I'm gonna need an attorney, Miss Drake.
You're lucky. You got to be a pro ballplayer for 15 years.
Yeah. Ugly bitch!
I am going to decorate your apartment for free.
Now arriving at the Plaza Hotel is Montgomery Brewster,
This way, you get to see him every day.
-Really? -Mmm-hmm.
complaining about you never get your shot?
(LAUGHING) Oh, yeah.
We've got a special edition of Yankee baseball,
(CHEERING)
Yeah, I'll accept the call.
Let's do some business, and kick some butt around here!
and is starting to show up in the polls.
Foul ball!
He's got brain damage and doesn't even know it.
Listen. I'll tell you what. For the next month,
(SHOUTS OF PROTEST)
Constantly scheming
No, sir. I don't want to sit down. I want to hear this standing up.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
in, uh, about 20 minutes.
You know how many hungry people that could feed?
Oh, you're doing great, but, uh,
I was gonna save this for a rainy day.
It was a condition of his great-uncle's will.
but the top two floors have already been reserved.
How much is he paying you?
But you could do great things with all that money. You mustn't squander it.
So, in strictest confidence, you can see how vital it is to the firm
Mr. Brewster and Mr. Nolan,
That's a promise. Two outs. Two! Two!
-I'm a snack bar? You're an asshole. -Come back here.
And the Hackensack Bulls take the playing field!
(CLAMORING)
The Hackensack Bulls.
-That's great. -That's the bad news.
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) Exclusively yours on the Yankee Baseball Network.
You missed the point.
I didn't know she had a fiance.
-You like this hotel? -I like this hotel. I love it.
Oh, we're gonna have a lot of fun with this kind of money.
We're gonna buy a Corvette,
I don't even understand anymore.
There's a definite continuity to all the elements in the room.
Monty! How are you doin', pal?
REPORTER: Any prediction on the game this afternoon?
Hey, what the hell, this is the New York Yankees!
NEWSCASTER: Well, you can call it outrageous.
I didn't do anything wrong, baby.
This is my big day. I'm pitching against the New York Yankees.
I wanna thank you for coming out today
ALL: You are!
and buy hisself an election.
-All right. I went to Loyola. That's in... -Loyola.
-Of course not. -Let's go do business.
but we have a real shot at getting our work into AD next month.
I forgot to give her the receipt, that's all.
But that baseball game you're planning
-This is the new Spike Nolan here. -I know, but this is great.
Shut up! You too. Get in the goddamned car!
But a guy like that with so many activities,
-Every one. Everywhere. -Every one. Everywhere.
Two ex-wives?
Got to you in the nick of time
I got to spend money, right?
Well... Send 'em to the showers.
My job is not to interpret reality.
I don't wanna be mayor. I never did.
and then you'll know what this is all about.
You got it, big boy. This gravy train ain't gonna run forever.
The stamps we have here are very rare, very expensive.
-Damn. It doesn't rain, it pours. -I beg your pardon?
a substantial cash deposit. $20,000.
Huh? Is that great?
so I guess this is goodbye.
But I'm not. You got to stick with me, 'cause this is it!
And I think the people should use it
-But we're trying to do more things together. -I'd like to meet him sometime.