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I'll try the bus. A good place to start the evening off.
VIN: Scharf is walking back, back, and way back.
Use my pen.
-Wilson, you idiot! -You're out!
When you appear before us again in 30 days, Mr. Brewster, you must be totally penniless,
This Is Chuck Fleming In Times Square."
right now for $20,000 in cash?
I want everything on film. I need a record of it.
What do you think of our postmodern fantasy?
That was Miss Drake. She says there's a mad bomber in the building.
with the famed New York Yankees.
You stick with me, you're my buddy.
Monty, I'm real sorry about you retiring from baseball.
-Oh, look at that. -Yeah.
(CROWD BOOING AND CHEERING)
You got a huge payroll to meet, you got overhead, retirement plans.
from the accounting department to keep track of your expenditures and receipts.
and apparently now dead broke,
Out!
-Hey... -Strike three, you're out!
Put it in a T-bill. Is that so wrong?
So I could play catch with you?
At $10,000 a bottle,
sounds like a step in the right direction.
at a reception for the public afterwards.
(WHOOPING)
I believe in being honest, Brewster. No bullshit.
Would you like to work for more money than you ever made in your life?
(EXCLAIMS)
(SCOFFS)
-You know, the truly barbaric sports. -Oh.
You asshole.
Eugene said I needed a tax write-off.
Change-up?
In the nick of time
Those Yankees look so big. Can he get hurt?
Look, how can I make it any clearer for you?
ALL: (SHOUTING) Yeah!
(SOBBING) I'm so glad.
And I hope you have fun at that party,
Listen, I want to bet $50,000 that Loyola wins!
Wow. Honest? Too conservative for me.
-Miss Drake. -Um, I was wondering.
Please! Hurry, please.
It's a party!
None of the above!
Warren, you're a lawyer. You are not a decorator!
(DINERS CLAMORING)
-Brewster. -Yeah, no kiddin'.
-$1 million in cash. -(PEOPLE GASPING)
even when the money is spent foolishly.
that you actually don't want anyone to vote for you?
I've outlived them all, except you.
That's instant disqualification.
And New York Yankee power has burst
'Cause there's no farmers in the desert, Monty!
How expensive?
BREWSTER: I know they're the New York Yankees.
-New York Yankees! -What the hell's goin' on?
'cause that's all you got left.
Wouldn't you know that the Bronx Bombers would be the bad guys?
for the next 30 days, and that's the extent of my services.
Tell my team, from now on we travel first class!
That's Spike. We're buddies. We're all together.
I could spend that tonight in my sleep.
-Foul ball! -Aw, foul ball?
Mr. Brewster!
It's like that old saying,
nothin' but the shirt on your back.
and deposit this money in a secret numbered account.
Come on, Charley, relax!
my senior vice president, uh, Spike Nolan!
-I know this kind of stuff. -Don't mess up.
Okay! You bozos are up to bat.
This is real... Money.
-I'm not in the mood -No, wonderful, wonderful news.
Miss Drake. This is Mr. Brewster, the client we briefed you about.
Thanks, Chuck! Hey, Monty! Monty!
One word out of you, fat boy,
And you, Mr. Brewster, are the sole living heir of your great-uncle, Rupert Horn.
I ain't tellin' Drake shit. My lips are sealed.
And when I turned on the ignition, it shot forward.
that the full inheritance of $300 million is yours.
Charley! How you doin', my man?
The man just got $30 million given to him. This is a good day.
Monty, stop! Don't sign anything!
-Well, tell him the bad news first. -All right, all right.
-Oh. Ah. -Oh, God. Be careful.
And nobody owns them. They're PDIs. Public Domain Icebergs.
I mean, after a game, we've got to relax, we gotta come down.
(SHUSHING) He's about to sign it all away.
Welcome aboard, Warren.
-Angela who? -Angela Drake.
Ooh.
I think the people should keep their money.
"biden lacks energy." - bernie sanders
Oh!
He went out West.
so I do a little legal work for the committee.
This is the way I'll talk. How are you doing, Drake?
What's wrong? What did they do to you in there?
(DINGS)
With the permission of the court...
What do they pay you here?
Look, I don't know what to say, but I guess this is it.
A checkered family, you might say.
Could you step in here for a moment, please?
-They want me. We're goin' to the big time! -This is it.
but, uh, I think she'd be delighted.
All the time could have been this time
Adieu.
and who have instructed me to post bail for the defendants
Nice friend I turned out to be.
-Good morning, Mr. Granville. -Good morning.
Chuck Fleming, Action News.
Now, I got an idea. And here's what we're gonna do.
I didn't think you were supposed to use
See, we in the West give a massage like this, you know.
-Uh, have a drink. -Oh, thank you. No, I don't drink alcohol.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)