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Here's a move we've seen before. Very familiar. Diamond Dallas...
Ma'am...
I'd love you to show me your awesome moves.
- You think I have no chance? - Get real.
My cock and balls!
He's the best-ler
It's even. It's back to square one.
Hurry up! Come on!
Jimmy, Jimmy King
Hi, darling, I'm afraid we need to take people who can help us in Vegas.
Running with the devil
You messed with the "Macho Man" Randy Savage!
Face it. You're a second-rate wrestler and a third-rate man.
I like wrestling.
Incredible!
Remember I told you I'd take care of you?
I don't know if I can do this without you.
A whore... she's a whore.
Glad you made it.
You want a match, you got one match.
.
I'll totally be thinking of you. Bye!
Of big check
Am I?
So how does head Nitro Girl sound?
“You little Jimmy the King fan BOOB!”
And it all started with his own son.
Can’t talk
No.
Hey, Gordie?
Watch out for the pyro!
Hit me baby one more time
I just gave him a little flick
...so he plots a massacre with his sissies and kicks me out for good.
He needs us.
That's cool, you know?
- What you got? - Hammerlock, baby.
.
lori ianconetti and patricia sing and kate southam and gillian cook and amy jekumar and vik raceendrakumar and cheryl-lee charvetto and josephine stokes. and ashley duhè and elly gallagher and monica buttrose and ita worrawiark and alison stratton and roland fanderlinden.
I'm gonna win $1 million.
I think he means weaknesses.
All night long.
There’s a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours…. SQUIRREL NUTS!!
Dallas, I want to talk to you.
- It's not done. - We're still working on it.
Brittany, listen. Let's go out again.
Cold Today Hot Tamale
When you hear that, jump out and we'll have our meeting.
Thank you.
Who you calling "kid"?
Maybe we shouldn't do it.
Tap out, punk. I seen you favor that leg.
Mathew Berry Sucks!
Works for me. I’ll tell Big Check.
My new tag-team partner.
What, Elvis? Won't be on time with the rest of us?
Mike, what is this? What's this right here?
I'll help you find him if you split the reward with me.
Yeah, geek.
Jimmy King, he doesn't know a wristlock from a wristwatch.
Jimmy King's a big fat loser! He's a sissy in tights!
Monday Night Nitro!
You take care of yourself.
Everybody out here now! All of you, let's go! Come on!
who's got yusso sallinen's duties? georgette mallard.
They want Clemson to bury us into the ground, and have tiny bugs feasting on their ass!
Jimmy King.
...that we were in Cheyenne the same day Jimmy King...
Jimmy King.
No. We were just checking out your breasts.
Get off me!
Things happen for a reason.
Tonight's your night.
You know, but I'm not much of a big-city fella.
You have witnessed the demise...
Why don't you just ask her out?
Right.
Yeah, me too. Kind of smells like French toast.
- Good luck. - Thank you.
You're driving a truck of ass-juice. Don't worry about your hair.
I didn't know you were in town. You're looking good.
...are universally recognized as the greatest athletes of all time.
When she sends you nudes at 2am
Man, that rocks.
I got your poster up in my room.
Aren't these the auditions for Oklahoma?
No Way. She’s Corey’s Dream Girl, Bro. Come On.
No, you kicked him in the face.
Oh, my God!
I'm gonna pay off all my debts. I'm gonna do the right thing by you.
You can find Jimmy King?
Better than all the rest-ler
I can't believe how much we suck!
I'll remember my dad by the epic beating I get for coming home late.
Why does it look like you have your finger in your butt?
Just take it easy.
I'm sure there's another one coming up that you can force me to take.
And now the triple cage is in place and ready.
Any questions?
Sorry, man, I couldn't help it.
Boopie thinks it's a bad idea. We shouldn't do it.
- Look, I just... - Mind your own business, all right?
- Crown him, King! - Prepare to be varnished!
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell spend her retirement and got $77 for boxing her boingkids in and got boing boing divorcey motions. oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll enjoy getting more toxic chance snok boingkids who have snok obvious wrinkled faces.
...faces none other than the Disco Inferno. Should be interesting.
See you, now. Bye-bye.
Freeze!