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The overly thoughtful, sensitive type that drives me crazy.
that he will be vacating the office next to mine.
Might as well put it in her cham-lame glass.
Hey, maybe, whoever's over here might not stay there forever.
Sir, I'm so happy for you I could crack.
Down, down on me
blah-blah-blah, nostalgic story.
I'm gonna miss my flight. I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry.
- I can't breathe. - You're OK.
there's like this balance, you know?
I'm not ready to do that.
That's a long time.
Yeah. I'll be right over.
But my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy.
Oh, you girls. Excuse me, Elaine.
I heard mitral stenosis. I need an extra set of ears. Let's go.
all I would say is... I need to think.
I mean, if I got a heart, that would be great.
Thank you, baby.
especially if you're dying from laughter. You're on Candid Camera.
but I get the feeling you just compared us to a married couple.
I think I said, "Will you marry me?"
I actually need his opinion on something.