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¶ Said I'm gonna color him father ¶
to give your kids a memory they'll never forget,
This is not about my car. It is about me getting respect.
Oh. Hmm.
(tires screech)
(school bell rings)
Fine, I'll give it back. (belches loudly)
Uh...look around. What do you see?
That was an imaginary story written by Harlan Ellison
Mothra the caterpillar, Mothra the moth,
Excuse me.
(giggling)
Absolutely not.
Not that prayer.
Hiddly diddly dam, the popcorn made some ham. The popcorn popped and he runs. Hiddly diddly dam.
¶ I think I'll color this man father... ¶
Uh, by the way, you're under arrest.
Am I forgiven?
He is an ape...le father.
Dah!
Mom, Dad, I think I found the answer on the Internet!
Everything in my life is not comic books, okay?
Find out what things do.
That's worse!
That's all I'm comfortable saying.