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She said, and I quote, "Joe, if you had any money,
[ Joe ] Nah, I just wanted to see you check.
Oh, Joe, that's sweet. Thanks.
You know what? I'll do it.
Okay, what is it? Well, it's just, uh--
My ex-boyfriends do it all the time. Okay.
Everything seems to be going along--
And then-- Matthew?
See, now, I didn't say she had a beautiful body.
I can't handle this job!
Please, Bill. It's important. All right.
I was seated at my desk enjoying a sensible breakfast.
Now brew up some coffee. Oh, you got it, Bill.
Alone? Okay.
Hold it. You're tryin' to tell me...
I guess I should call Jimmy. I already did.
Thanks for being man enough to bear up to the curse...
I love you.
Dylan Thomas, 1987.
that we're not allowed to order out of the office supply catalog anymore.
Joe, honey, staff meeting.