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So you never know.
...but who instead introduced him to a gin-pickled tongue...
...and a desperate yet hopeful listing on eHarmony.com.
...when in actuality, we're pretending to go to a drug intervention in Long Beach.
- Do you have any idea what time it is? - Of course I do.
- There were only two people there? - By the end, yeah.
It's accurate to one-tenth of a second.
Hey, why don't you tell me about your showcase last night?
Sheldon, how about this as my motivation?
But he loved the companionship and the wisdom...
- I gotta get to rehearsal. See you guys. - See you.
- All right, you guys. Good luck. - Thanks, Penny.
Desperate and alone, he reached out to a man...
- No. - Then don't ask me how I'm feeling.
- Oh, boy, group hug. - Uh-uh.
- Hi, where are you going? - What?
Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.
Because Sheldon doesn't have a drug-addicted cousin Leopold.
...because we were attending a symposium on molecular positronium?
Okay, sure.
...shoved down his adolescent throat.
Do you wanna see it?
What happened?
Barney, it's 2:00 in the morning.