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- You Tarzan. Me Jane. - No, ma'am. I'm Jethro Bodine.
Uncle Jed, the bull jumped that little fence again,
(doorbell chimes musically)
Well, darling, how do you feel?
Do you know the number you wish to reach?
(relaxing music)
Margaret, what are you doing?
Why not?
Now here are Mr. Drysdale's recommendations.
Bull's already jumped it twice and it ain't even matin' season.
Ooh! Oh, Sonny, Sonny!
Yes, let's have some fresh air. No, no, no, no.
"Take me to the doctor! I got Claude!"
and then stand back.
I'll bet we're the only family in Beverly Hills that ain't got a mule.
Yes, a good stock fence right outside.
- Granny. - You said it took two men to get her back in the car.
Well, we'd better get busy now if we're gonna find - -
and I see this here lady fighting with a furry-looking varmint.
Suey, suey! (squealing and mooing)
why, I shot it on the fly with both barrels.
There, you see? The cattle are in and the sheep
It shall not happen.
You ought to put some of that money into stock!"
(gunshots)
He sure is proud of that family name, ain't he?
Just fine, Pa!
Operator.
I don't know.
(guitar music builds in tempo)
He's tendin' the cattle.
Where's Mr. Drysdale? I asked him to come in for some coffee.
(classical music on television)
Come on out to the stock pen!
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