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I thought we were doing homework together.
You like those classic movie stars from the '30s, like Cagney, Bogart, Edward G?
It's not gonna kill ya.
She's somethin', but I can't really figure out what she is.
Chris don't do shit but lay around all day,
before we split, I wanna have a sit-down with you, okay?
I said, It would be a bad choice for me.
Have you ever heard of a gemstone called Black Tourmaline?
I have a number for him in Canton.
Hey, pussy, you had enough?
Very same.
Where's the thing you put in the baby's mouth? What's it called? A dick?
He talks like that, says, Mr. Cracker, if you're so smart and I'm so dumb,
We've got your kid, now calm down. He's all right.
Just get the fuck out of the fucking car!
you know that place we're goin', it's like totally close, so it won't be a problem.
he's gonna help me edit my album.
- All right then. - Troy.
- By the bagel place. - Okay, peace.
Come on, man, I don't need to.
How 'bout it's two o'clock in the morning
It means we're out of money.
how about some extra TLC for $300?
Just go to the left.
You have to understand, Diesel is a big lug nut looking dude, but he's very bright.
- What is it? - It's $5,000.
Who is, uh, I don't know, 62, is gonna pull out her AK-47?
What the fuck do I use my computer for?
Take the wheel, Jack. Reggie wants to ride.
- You remember that? - Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you're a good man. Well, all right, here's what.
Aw, shit, bro, haven't you ever done sanitation?
You ever been inside, Reverend? In the joint?
Step outta the car, face the car, put your hands behind your head.
that you can, like, alter it?
These hood rats, man.
I really like my scotch neat and this fuckin' bozo insists that I take it on the rocks.
Will you step out of the vehicle, please?
Whatever it is, let's get it on the fuckin' table right now.
this deadbeat that owes me a lot of money, the way I see it, he is so fucked up,
It's upstairs! I said it was upstairs!
I... I gut fish.
This is the type of business where you're gonna meet a bitch like that.
I don't have time for this shit.
Hey, hey, call Evie, man, tell her to come bail me out this motherfucker.
You know what I fuckin' love? Check it out.
- Gonna need three. - So who you got?
I think they've been watchin' too much Black Entertainment Television or somethin'.
You know, a do-over on...
Well, that's interesting.
Yo.
Hey, bro, look at this.
Technically, it isn't any.
everyone's got their own form of preparation, all right?
Get down on the floor, face down, face down.
Because the management has determined that when people drink drinks without ice,
Why you have to make such problem of it, huh?
- Step out of the car, please. - What?
It's under the front seat.
See, people pretty much can't stand Mad Dog, and I get it, I do.
- We did in fact, yes. - Uh-huh.
- Take these. - Oh, thanks for the help.
Carjack some old guy like some nigger from the projects?
so I think we are agreed that that cannot happen.
and anything other than that, you're a piece of shit.
I'll get ya some dough and we'll see what we're gonna do about Chepe.
Just relax, let it come.
It's, like, the worst thing in the world.
so don't think you can fake me out on this because I will kill you.
there's absolutely no way I can fuckin' say no to that.
But I just wanna say this, and I'm not tryin' to be melodramatic.
buys himself a big ole house in Brantlow,
I mean, if it came down to it, I would literally eat a gun
you're never 100 percent sure who your friends are.
- Hey, hey! - Carmen!
And I promise you, the only person who's gonna go down outta this is gonna be me.
Woo!
- I see the blow, where's the money? - Ain't no money.
So the bottom line is, Chepe has been patient.
But my feeling is, where we stand right now,
Oh, you just make fun of him because he's a Hindu,
Yeah, I know what the fuck you're talkin' about, dude.
- Ooh. - Shit!
I'm not shittin', man, this is serious.
Well, Grecco still thinks he might be able to get us
So... So what's what? I mean, what are we gonna do here?
And, I guess what I'm sayin' is...
Me? Nah, I ain't got no ID.
Yeah, it was shut down since I was maybe 25.
Look, look, look, I don't wanna seem crazy.
- You don't wanna go up there. - Why?