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If you don't know what you're writing about, no one else will. Yvette.
I mean, wasn't that worth it? I mean, that poem.
You know, he seems a little fragile.
- I remembered to buy kitty litter. - My hero.
The other truth is my wife is far better off without me.
Yes, what do these words have in common?
Its not about having their thoughts edited.
Do you know how over mines going to be when they find out that I didn't?
Brian. Read.
I know what you meant. That was sarcasm. What?
A wife.
that doesn't mean you're not going to print it in the paper right?
Substitutes have hard to pronounce last names and bad haircuts.
What did you hear? Where is he?
Who?
But the people were made of paper. Like paper dolls.
You're here. I see you. Get out your notebook.
homogenized, cutesy, appalling, all of which is true by the way.
Tooth pick.
I don't perceive any emergency situation.
Toothpick?
"I want anger. I want honesty."
That's not completely true. There are a couple of truths.
I don't want to see any domesticated animals or greenery.
Come on. I'll drive you home.
Exciting? It's not exciting. It's important.
- Is there anymore brisket? - You call your teacher Vic?
Trashing you in your absence, will help pass the time.
He said not to sign it, okay? He said it should be anonymous, okay?
Cool? Cool is not what substitutes are.
Get out of here. Give me your work back.