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The Kennedys are here for supper. Do we pick up their tab?
Thank you. Thank you, all. Dinner is served.
WHERE DO YOU GO GET A Frappuccino & Iced coffee WITH THAT MAID?
What is this, sludge?
I'll be there in five minutes.
I will go on. The people have come to see Starina.
I normally drink vegetable juice during business hours, but for this...
Put Katharine's note on the downstairs door.
Val's mother is just late.
morality is political.
I should be there in half an hour.
Wash those, will you? They're delivering the rest around noon.
Thank you and welcome to The Birdcage.
How was your trip, Senator?
It's like a stew!
You own half of my life and I own half of yours.
Then give me half.
And the English. Not Margaret Thatcher, of course.
you'll be sorry the rest of your life. There! Enough said. Subject closed.
What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is.
- I can't do this. - We can do this! Work with me.
Well, she's only 18 and he's only 20, so I...
So Goldman owns the club,
Okay?
Are you nuts? You try sending Albert away.
let's drink to Senator Keeley's daughter and our Val.
Imelda, cancel my appointments for tonight.
Val's uncle? Uncle Al?
There you go... never give me credit
They're at their home in South Beach.
You're the one who pushed for the marriage. Barbara can handle that boy.
Now, look at me. I'm this short,
I want a palimony agreement, now.
The son of a cultural attaché, a sort of a diplomat, really,
Gentlemen... and ladies,
Beast
Al, you old so-and-so.
It's Cole d'Isle au Man, or Cole of the Isle of Man in France
Our Baby is Growing Up too Fast
Greek boys, actually. Naked Greek boys.
From 2:30 till 3:45 a.m. Two times.
- Here you go. - Thank you, dear.
you, the fantasy, see her, your inventor, and she becomes your fantasy.
You're joking! I always thought that was someone's television set.
Robertson's last words were "Your money's on the dresser, Chocolate".
everyone speaking English and no drugs and no AIDS.
The bag lady
I mean, that dinner.
Back?
Love and optimism versus cynicism and sex!
I'm getting married.
I'm kidding.
- You're soaking! - I'm sweating like some farm animal.
I... I...
Why, yes, it is... It is a huevo!
He won't let her run the house. He's in the kitchen. He serves.
There are lovely trees, the sky is blue, there are birds.
I have nothing
First, get your pinky down. It's up again.
I don't know if he'll come out.
Did you get him?
You got it.
No, straighten it, then tighten it.
Actually, I'm talking to the asshole behind you.
its the shoes!
You cannot be held responsible for Senator Jackson's private life.
Oh, my dear child. Welcome.
NOW LOOK AT ME.
- A Dio. - I see.
Of course, I don’t believe a word of it.
We lied to you, Barbara and I. And everyone lied for us.
Well, not tiny.
She's gonna see me.
- ♪ Maidens watch out - ♪ Fair warning
I don't understand.
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing
And I chose Albert.
Mom, I have something to tell you about Val's parents.
- ♪ Love is in the air - ♪ Round and about
- I'm terribly sorry. - Take it easy.
Don't add. just subtract.
Bridget!
- Waiter! Water. - Right away.
You'll have to get a uniform and dress like a butler.
No. 20 years ago, she was a young girl, scared, broke. Now...
whatever your name is, I hope this doesn't influence your vote.
Kill the mothers That’ll stop them
I'm 50 years old.
♪ I got all my sisters with me
Oh, Armand. Really?
He's not a cultural attaché?
- I think homosexuality... - A lot more ice for you!
It's perfectly innocent.
Dad uses this place more for work and... reflection than anything else.
You know how she died?
when asked how i feel about this election and the ridiculousness in my newsfeed :/
it was to express moral, rather than political, views.
It's so odd to me, this fuss over school prayer.
If not for the Pirin tablets, I couldn't go on.
Are you calling me an asshole?
I know honey, it's gonna pass
Somebody has to like me best.
Try Goldman. What was it?
This is a complex number, full of mythic themes.
Shut up, goddamn you! Stop crying! Goddamn you!
I've never seen these bowls before.
As requested.
Senator Jackson's last words: "your money's on the dresser, chocolate" were racist & demeaning
And his snobbery. And that dig about Grover's Corners.
Really? Barbara, get me my glasses, dear.
Somebody has to like me best
This guy's a fucking maniac.
Isn't the "D" silent?
Agador, I'm in such pain.
Barbara will be with you. It's not you they're after.
No, it's his town car. I am looking at it.
South Beach, Florida.
Is that Goldman?
Really?
This is less like Palm Beach than I imagined.
How I love the sun.
No! My weave!
- Can you come upstairs with me? - No. Not right now.
Who's Kevin Keeley?
To Los Copa.
Fuck it! It's one night. I can live through it.
It's so wonderful what you've done here. Everything is so simple and uncluttered.
You say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast. So what?"
Just one.
Okay. Straighten, tighten.