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Um...
Yeah. You know, I'm just gonna need a little...
Actually, I just needed to talk to one of you.
That was great!
And which way is that?
My-- My arm's kind of tingling,
Mm-hm. And what were you thinking before that?
Oh, Mr. James. I'm sorry.
Well, I'm very serious.
Life saved. You're welcome. No charge.
about the things I've accomplished in my life,
Ah, what-- What is it?
I tried to warn you, Jimmy.
Ha-ha! Blah!
even though he can't technically hear you,
[LAUGHS]
this voice has saved a life.
Meaning?
"Double 800s on my SATs."
Hi. What's so funny?
Thelonious Monk, of course.
Ah, you rascal, you.
back at my college station.
[SIGHS]
Hey.
Well, of course not, Dave.
Well, we were just wondering
in my office for a minute?
All right, well, just try to pretend
Now, I know that if you were awake,
You should tell him he's fired.
Oh, I know. I-- I just need to get some advice.
No, no, really, seriously.
Uh, "mentioned in the New York Times
[ALL LAUGHING]
send them on over.
You know what I need?
And you're a multi-billionaire.
"I hope you get better."
Guys-- Oh, really?
we can have a discussion about getting married.