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And you can still like her with your penis inside her.
- It's a cool ride, huh? - Yeah, if you're a fag.
Special events, such as your senior prom...
Yeah...
I will always remember wrestling and the great memories we had.
Fucking kid.
Janoary 7, 2006
Oh, well, you're home early.
- Get the fuck out of here! - Sorry.
No.
See you guys.
I love him.
Just starting out, and everyone knows your name.
I'm sorry.
TV.
Don't worry about it. I'm gonna take care of you.
Just try not to talk so much, okay?
Show it!
- Yeah, so? - So you're gonna have to take off.
Three steps to personal power are necessary for results.
It's all you now. I mean, now you can do whatever you want.
...their impressive remarks.
Personal power means the ability to act...
Oh, shit.
That means that if you kick out one of our legs, then we all fall.
Why?
First off, act like you don't even like her.
When you get a lap dance, were they cool with you grabbing their ass?
Well, if you need that kind of money by Monday...
I'd worry about going to jail.
After this, we're cool, okay?
- Congratulations. - Thanks.
Matt, the point is, she made her decision.
Come on.
We're all set for tomorrow.
I'm telling you, it's gonna hurt like shit.
I said out, minions! Move! Move! Faster, you little maggots.
This is Danielle.
do you wanna fuck me?
Will you go to prom with me?
For our finale, I will now demonstrate...
- Dude. - What?
- Do you have the fever? - No.
Matt! Matt! Dude, you're missing the best part.
Show that shit!
Hi, everyone, it's Samnang.
Someone who's gonna make him do...
- Yeah. - Shit.
Hey, buddy.
Yes.
- What channel, dude? - No, the girl next door.
Because they just don't care.
Hi.
...all of it.
...they're porn stars. - Oh, yeah, right.
No, what is it?
It'll be like a payment plan.
You're all right, man.
Wait a second.
Okay, so what time does the dinner start?
- Dude. - I know.
- How about you, buddy? - Yeah, Mr. Brooks...
Questions on this?
...that the juice is worth the squeeze.
Francisco, Please. Please, Francisco. Fuck her for me. For me!
Steel, check it out, man. These guys are directors.
- I just saw you naked. - What?
- Danielle. - Athena! Athena!
What are all these cameras for?
This year was a very tough decision.
No, big dinner's on Thursday.