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- Yeah. - Hey, man, what's up?
...and I've been practicing for weeks...
- You wanna give her a throw? - Yeah, try me out.
- Oh, Marci, you're so funny. - Oh, thanks.
- What's wrong? - Jeannie...
- But it's already closed. - What are you talking about?
- Minions, let's move. - Wait. So, what are we doing?
Look, I'm not gonna be a dick. I know she loves you.
Goddamn, Peterson, haven't seen your black ass in ages.
- Whatever, dude. - And, you know, secondly...
Your face is gonna be in this. Think about that.
That tells her you came here to get down tonight.
Oh, it's cool, dude. She's taken care of.
What?
All right. Yeah, next question.
...action.
Matthew Kidman. I will always remember...
Eli, I'm never gonna see her again.
And what does that motherfucker do?
Joseph Croft.
Six o'clock.
No, no, I'm doing it.
Oh, my God.
...the ability to take action.
If this gets out, I'll be expelled. My life will be over.
We can figure this out. You just need a girl.
...because you're not gonna see sex.
Wait!
- I'll be late tonight. - I'll watch it tomorrow.
It's like I can't control it.
Showtime.
Just bolt.
Sam, please. Please, Sam. Fuck her for me. FOR MEEE!!
I always wear boxers. You just caught me on a weird day.
It's not funny. Seriously, get away from me.
Holy shit.
- What do you mean it's gone? - I mean it's freaking gone.
"Joe, please. Please! Fuck her for me. For me!" -Lloyd's Lunchbox
Well, we did it. We raised the 25,000 dollars...
Got you bro
How'd you boys like to be in a movie?
Do those girls go to your school?
Athena.
Look, Kelly, no offense, but I really don't think Danielle...
- The beach is for fags? - Yeah.
- Dude, make sure they can act. - Yeah, all right.
All right, everybody, take five.
Seniors!
I like that.
- So how's everything going? - Fine.
Gabe! Fuck her for me!…..for ME!!!
Matthew Kidman. I will always remember...
Well...
You're strong.
You think about this. This is your fault too. Right?
Hey, dude, seriously, I told you...
Come on.
I tried to be your friend, and what do you do?
Always leave them wanting more.
I'll always remember lacrosse champions.
I'm all wet. Can I come in?
Now, you gotta ask yourself, how far are you willing to go?
They're in high school, you idiot.
...what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
When's Samsung getting here?
You don't understand. It's really kicking in right now.
Yeah, you. Get over here.
Matthew, could you come in here?
It's cool.
Let me in. Let me in.
I'm gonna leave you guys alone.
Hi.
Okay, here's the thing-