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[women grunting and shouting nearby]
I'm not going anywhere.
♪ Across from the medical center ♪
I found it and I brought it here.
But I'll try my best.
Couch of Pain, Blood Disco, Blood Disco Two.
I call it a Lebanese Cannonball.
You know, I got it. I'm fine.
- We went to Palm Springs. - Well,
No, 'cause I'm smart, like Encyclopedia Britannica.
we did a ton of blow, and we figured out everything.
You're self-made.
[all cheering]
- You'd probably carry your props. - Fuck the valet, okay?
A pool party?
There's no hot water in the morning,
- Oh. Okay. - I'm also a very light sleeper,
♪ If that's what it's all about ♪
♪ All day ♪
Or not. I'll just...
Whatever you gotta do to get the fuck outta here.
- Yeah, but would other people know that? - Like who?
have a family, find a job where people treat you with respect.
Not everything, but a lot.
Like, worst aunt ever.
before your very eyes."
Oh, Mark, I'm so sorry. That sounds awful.
- Stacey. - What? He's cute, he's lonely,
It's what I usually do anyway. Stay in character.
- But in, like, Van Nuys. - [Bash] Yeah!
When...