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Is that dead? What is that?
Why'd you bring me more ice? What do you want?
And because of that, we're instituting a curfew,
but I think you could tap into the whole werewolf thing even more.
Point is, you need to develop your own gimmick.
So, George is a little bit more old-school than today's guys,
- You can take your wig off when you sleep. - Just shut up!
Who said you get to invent your own character?
♪ Mama, if that's movin' up Then I'm... ♪
My son.
That guy had a hundred pounds on me. He fights for a living.
I wore a straw hat and puffy sleeves to school every day for a whole year.
Is this required or can we live at home and commute?
Sam, I've never had any role before.
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
Watch this.
It's sort of a fuck-you to the Republican party
can I put Randy to bed, please?
free pool!
[in normal voice] It's my character idea.
- Separate rooms, for the record. - Point is we escaped to a private villa,
Good! Conflict.
And I have lots of ideas for characters.
Yam Memes Doesn't Work
Going on about this new job at Macy's.
I just don't understand how they, um, stand up like that.
physically, but mentally, we went on a magic carpet ride.
Maybe we need a system.
No. I'm more of, like, the brainchild, the mastermind-slash-fairy godfather.
We gotta shoot this thing in five weeks,
[all chuckle]
[Dream Academy's "Life in a Northern Town" playing]
- You mean, you're too lazy to fight? - Damn right.
I mean, Fortune Cookie is,
[sniffles] Just me.
[all] Boo!