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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
plus savings bonds that still pay 37%,
What's the matter?
You sure are banned for mbscc
You learned that army men come in all orientations,
Why didn't you say so?
Hey, what's this?
and tell that general your platoon's been wiped out,
Grampa totally lost it when I brought out the army men.
Shut that off.
but I was lying in a puddle of my own dishonorable discharge.
he now lives in a small town in Texas.
My wife took it well.
(tires screech)
¶ I buried it for decades ¶
Godspeed.
Please, Grampa, back to reality.
¶ Gonna live here ¶
(gasps)
¶ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, d... ¶
-(gasps) -(groans)
Rainbow dash
My guess: either a broken toy or a puzzle missing a piece.
Hey, Apple, Kill China
And don't get me started on Young Sheldon.
That'll save us time.
-to a much better show. -(helicopter blades whirring)
I hope you can forgive what I did to you.
Then find Branch Rickey and tell him
Abe Simpson, you dog.
Wolf - Wolf - Wasp - Werewolf - Werewolf - Wiggle Galimimus
We have flashback, people.
Aw, rats. No money.