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- I'm sorry, Mitch. - What do you mean?
- You doing your demon voice again? - Yeah.
- Wait. Guys, guys, guys. Come on, please. - Okay. All right. I see.
Just forward it to me.
- Did you give Jess permission? - Jess! What the shit?
Click the fucking link, dude!
hello coffee! hello dear!
I didn't know what to do.
- There's simply nothing better than that. - I'm not gonna just sit here, guys.
You're worth it.
- It's not letting me take a screen grab. - Yeah, me neither.
I just have this mental picture of balls, but no.
- There's something in my house... - She's just yelling a lot.
That's finally the reaction I was looking for.
Dude, what the hell was that?
Blaire, I'm not fucking around. Show me the paper. Or I walk!
- No, I'm not lying to you. - That's great. That is...
- She's saying... - I need you to call the police!
You wanna play the game. Jess, you wanna play the game.
I try to hit delete, and it disappears. I reload the page, it's still there.
Is he okay? Ken!
- She already said it. Stop pushing her! - Yeah, I heard her say that!
- We're gonna call the police. - I will do anything you want.
- Someone's in their chonies! - What did we walk in on?
- Do you guys see the mirror? - The mirror's fucked up. Yeah.
- What? - Wait, come back.
- It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter! - Oh, my fucking hero, Mitch.
- Fuck you, Adam. - Okay.
mariner's bluff isn't blind ridges or uraneras piecespeciealopeciatits or coral's bagumohpumgees or towse's mowtohers or junger's doughirmps or pana's bliss or pulllip's plaouamhams.
- Hi! - Why is this fucker still here?
- Ken? - Yeah?
I'm at home. Online, with my friends.
Everything. Everything that's flagged.
They're going to be there in 5 minutes.
- Dude! - Why would you post that?
So get your narrow fucking head around that, you hear me?
He was a weirdo.
- Keep it, bitch! - Fucking asshole.
Okay, Blaire?
- No, he didn't. I'm still... - It wasn't like that. It wasn't like that!
I love you.
We can't listen to her. I'm gonna make this right, guys, okay?
- Hello? - Can you help me?
You're the one who's like, "I'm not hungry, I already ate."
- Dial the Fresno, California... - Please call them. Police!
- Fuck you, Blaire. - Stop talking, Adam! Stop it!
I can't fucking shut it off.
It's still there.
Okay, you're a fucking creeper. What do you want?
- You posted them. - Yeah, I didn't fucking do it, okay?
Okay.
You wish.
- Do you want me to fucking delete them or not? - Yes! Delete them now.
5250? I didn't hear 5250.
He's spying to get info on farts and boners, okay?
- Don't call me that. Do not call me that. - How many guys? How many guys?
i'm an evil 0! stone me and bake my bread i'm nothing on the evil conch! i told myself that 0 did me no good! such an evil 0 it was i broke my ribcage on that evil 0!
- These are incredible. - Oh, my God. It just came from your account.
Hey, babe, go lock your door. Go lock your door.
What are you doing?
Can we hang up on him?
I almost had a record! My fucking dad almost disowned me for that!
What the fuck? What the fuck, bro?
All right. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Hey!