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that's when I finally understood where my life was going.
Language!
Miss Napier's crazy, dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish.
My superpower, is that I'm rich as shit.
But I didn't care. We're having too much fun.
All right, see you around, guys.
What am I supposed to talk to them about?
I know it's not much, but this is just the beginning.
- Yeah? - Yeah, they all kinda seem, derivative?
A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch.
There's a girl on the roof!
And you better tell people The Motherfucker was here!
But she was too busy trying not be a superhero.
She couldn't stop feeling alone.
Dave, you've been sneaking out at night?
Doctor, good job. Battle Guy...
Did you guys see The Motherfucker's Twitter page?
Alright, you ready?
Get him!
That's amazing!
Go.
You're the strongest person I've ever met. You can do anything.
Who?
Damn!
You can't just quit, this is who you are.
I'm a superhero. That's who I am.
- Your shark, something's wrong. - I think it's the wrong kind of water.
Stop peeking man, you're gonna ruin it.
We would love to help you track down this Chris D'Amico d-bag, but,
Shit. Javier, thank you.
- What the fuck was that? - I know, right? I'm soaked.
Mindy, are you on the phone?
- What? - Battle Guy? Care to update your resume?
Dave, I'm sorry.
What's that supposed to mean?
Shit!
My dad's been arrested. They think he's Kick-Ass. Can you talk to Marcus?
People want, to fuck Scarlett Johansson.
Thank you for that. I needed it.
Staci folk kick ass 2
Hi, Detective Williams! This must be Mindy.
Dave, your father loved you.
It's my own fault.
Mindy, what's going on? Are you okay?
Marcus dropped her off everyday.
Fuck with the queen bee and, you're gonna get stung.
It's just high school. Who gives a shit.
Get that car over here.
The cool kids saw something special in you, and,
They're supposed to lie at the bottom of the tank.
You're done banging superheroes, baby!
A fire? What is your problem?
Posted the address. You think they'll show?
Are you okay?
But we were gonna go get high on bath salts at Logan's house.
Celebrate?
- At least as an alternate. - You did that for me?
- I'm so stupid. - Hey, hey...
But if I had, I kinda believed it would've felt a lot like this.
- Okay, well now you can stop. - No. Now I'm even more worried.
Just leave me alone.
Don't just say fine, and then shoot me in the chest. 'Cause it's not cool.
I'm fine.
You're uncle Ralph's not gonna be happy about this, Chris.
Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team?
Cross my heart.
Well we better start walking in pairs.
I'd rather be waterboarded than listen to Justin Bieber.
So what should I do? Cut their tongues out?
When you're dead, it's done! There's no sequel.
But I can't keep being someone I'm not. When I see evil, I have to stop it.
Time to die, asshole.
- Kick-Ass, Night Bitch. - On it!
Dropped like a bitch!
Todd, wait!
No, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about.
we just got out on parole.
First big mission is tonight. And it's not community service.
- Are you alright? - I'm cool.