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I don't shit in a box.
I'm Michael McLuhan from the U.S. Marshal Service.
My finances are nobody's goddamn business.
I know, I know, they're not out in the field.
I won't drink with my son anymore.
Let's talk about you.
This isn't a smoke-free restaurant.
Did you want your garbage back?
would it kill you to take a little interest?
You sure?
Funny how life works.
A little self-indulgent when it came to the office supplies.
Oh, but you don't want to hear that.
You know, keeping busy.
That's what he said.
Of course I heard, I don't live in Oshkosh.
What the fuck?
Catch up.
Right now we're at two grand a day,
You'll love this stuff.
Nice, huh?
You healthy?
Yeah, c'mon, I'll introduce you.
Is this a bad time for a visit?
We have ways...
MSG? Any change in medication?
You are speaking shit to me
How many times We gotta tell you,
Who knows where you'd be without the medication?
Don't give me your fucking Manson lamps
He tipped a truck at a deli in Nutley.
But with the D.O.S. breaking our balls,
And I sure as shit didn't say it.
Bunion, you know how I feel about feet.
Carmine, what the fuck's the matter with you?
This was last night.
You should use the bedpan next time.
You should be happy at least,
One mouth, two ears.
I had the feeling you weren't interested.
Look at that.
it puts tremendous strain on your heart.
What?
See, now I knew that was bad.
From four years ago.
It's better, thanks.
But that's not it.
Like the other day I'm watching this movie
What was she buying?