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Forgive my wife. She's still upset over the, um...
Wow.
Oh. OK...
What are we doing here?
Would you like to join me for a dreadful cup of coffee?
OK. Uh, so who are we talking about here? Your dopey pharmacist?
You can do this. Scooch down a few inches and I'll grab ya.
It's OK. I handled Susan.
- You're asking me? - I should not have done that. I am...
- Upstairs! Now! - You don't care about me!
Mrs. Van De Kamp needed volunteers. She begged me.
Tom, don't tell me you're all right with this.
- Yes, he is. - No, he's not.
Zach, I can kep a secret. I promise I will never tell her.
I won't tell anyone. I'll keep your secret.
Uh, yeah. I'm sorry I haven't returned any of your calls.
I'll see what I can do.
- Please, calm down. - This doesn't make any sense.
Hi.
Well, you'd better. Because make no mistake,
Paul.
No, thank you.
What bad things do you talk to her about?
About?
Look, I want you to know that I'm really sorry I talked to Julie.
the parents of not-so-well behaved children give to parents like Susan.
that I sort of eavesdropped on her the other day,
A character-defining question. Wanna hear it?
It says, "Welcome to the club".
- Are you OK? - Come on.
and for me to take advantage of it, I need to start making money.